Here are my stepLINKS. I know you’ve anxiously been waiting for them all fucking day….at least that’s what I tell myself, cuz I fucking waste my time on this shit daily, when I could be doing other things, like slutty flight attendents or the porn obsessed hick who keeps sending me pics of her getting […]
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2010
12
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Asking a girl how many guys she thinks jerks off to her facebook vacation pics is apparently not a good way to get her to send you nudes…either is leaving comments about rape, how big her tits are, and how curious you are to know how meaty her pussy is. Does the clit stick out, […]
2010
09
Aug
Lady Gaga’s Half Naked Crowd Surfing of the DAy
This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown […]
2010
06
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Weekends come and weekends go but the one constant is that I will be drunk and that at least one girl will refuse to show me her vagina whether at the bar, the grocery store, the park or the public pool if I ask…so what I have learned is the key to getting what you […]
2010
02
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I may have had a heart attack today…which I guess is better than coughing up blood…but still pretty shitty…I haven’t gone to the hospital cuz I figure why bother, I’m probably being a pussy, and instead just decided to drink cuz drinking seems to fix everything, at least it feels like it does… […]
2010
26
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Marie-Eve here again. I spent the afternoon watching CNN and all this talk of Arizona Immigration reform in the US has got me thinking that I may finally be able to get rid of Jesus for good, because the longer I thought about it, the more it made sense that there’s no fucking way he […]
2010
26
Jul
Phoebe Price Does Wonder Woman at Comicon of the DAy
Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting, or if she’s just walkin’ thru cuz she knows the paparazzi […]
2010
23
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I was thinking that I’d use this weekend to knock three things off my bucket list, because at the way I’ve been living, feeling, drinking, not exercising, eating and all around not taking care of myself, I assume it could all end very fucking soon. So I was gonna go try to fuck a black […]
2010
22
Jul
Sophie Monk in Some Shorts of the Day
Sophie Monk must be working on her image cuz what she had going for her wasn’t working out so well…even though dudes wanted to fuck her Paris Hilton Herpe Pussy…because she’s gone and darkened her hair color, I guess a bimbo’s strategy to get the more sophisticated roles I guess she’s been getting rejected for…and […]
2010
21
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Fuck – I forgot to do my stepLINKS again because of drinking….I’m not sure if I should blame last nights bender that kept me up til 7 am, sitting on train tracks watching the sunrise like a dumb teenager on his grad night …or if it is because of my daytime drinking in the park […]