I have been busy celebrating Miley Cyrus’ birthday outside the local highschool. I wish I had a video camera because I am sure I got at least three girls pregnant with my illicit thoughts….I am drunk, it is a regular occurance in my life….like Thanksgiving is a regular occurance in your life, and every year […]
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2010
15
Nov
Tinsley Mortimer is in a Bikini of the Day
I know that nobody cares about Tinsley Mortimer because she’s some Socialite from the South who lives in New York and is only really famous because of a few low level New York society magazines that write about her attending events, since it is all she does….but she’s in a bikini and that’s good enough […]
2010
12
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know what the highlight of my day was…my new friends on my free blackberry who send me pictures documenting how many fingers they can fit inside their vaginas, capping out at 5, knuckle deep….or the 9 girls who pretty much gang banged my dog, fully rubbing him down like he was a cock, […]
2010
11
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I got a pretty serious lawyers letter about the Kat Dennings nude pics I posted and took off cuz I don’t like lawyer’s letters, even though I thought they should pay me for the publicity, since it was my first post about the bitch, leading me to believe she needed those sexting pics to get […]
2010
02
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I made the mistake of going out to lunch today and forgetting that I had a website…I am sure I didn’t miss much and not much missed me….I ended up at the strippers and my hands were full…if you know what I mean…This Jesus doesn’t love you…but I do like drinking during the day with […]
2010
01
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
My friend Jeptha Rose told me I need to take more pictures of my random stupid adventures that aren’t really adventures…so last night while drinking til 6 in the morning, this was the best picture I could get of the chick in lingerie who was build like a monster, but who sucked me into staring […]
2010
01
Nov
Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party and her Guests of the Day
Apparently Heidi Klum does more than just get pregnant with Seal, but she also throws these Halloween parties and so many important people, like Kim Kardashian and Coco attend. I guess that’s what happens when you retire from the scene to be a family woman. I am not sure what she is dressed as, but […]
2010
28
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Good news…The site hasn’t been shut down. But I think my body is. I had this great idea of drinking a cheap bottle of champagne when I couldn’t sleep at 5 in the morning and shit fucking destroyed me. I’ve walked in at least one wall. Fallen down the stairs at least once. Was unable […]
2010
22
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
The funniest thing about this week of having a site that constantly crashes was not having to be on the phone with tech support everynight until 4 am, but was the friend’s I’ve made along the way….like the skinny inbred lookin’ dude who was dating the fat pig on that cam show I watched…who emailed […]