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2011

06

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Tits in Some Shit Movie of the Day

I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because […]

2010

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up. I think I slept all day but I am not sure. This Holiday season is kicking my old, tired, probably should have died the last few days but didn’t, so exhausted I am surprised I am up now, I think I’m gonna down the last of the eggnog and pass the […]

2010

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Daymn,

Merry Fucking Christmas to the non-jews….. All I got for Christmas was drunk….and I’m only halfway through it…Hoping to get AIDS from a Ho Ho Ho…. Here are some stepLINKS from yesterday that I didn’t post cuz I was knee deep in celebrating Jesus’ birth with the people from my church….and by church I mean […]

2010

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The only thing good about Christmas is all the free food I get at the homeless shelter….I mean along with the general population being totally on edge, totally agitated, totally angry, totally hating the holidays more than life itself, not that I ever get like that, because for some reason everyone’s misery in such a […]

2010

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the holidays so I don’t know why I am posting links. I should be out caroling with the group from church and by caroling I mean gang banging this bitch carol, she always puts out, Christmas or not. I am in the Holiday spirit, just an hour ago I paid some whore 10 dollars […]

2010

21

Dec

Lady Gaga Gets Felt Up By a Fan of the Day

Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing […]

2010

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

After giving 20 year old girls vibrators at a Christmas party I was invited to and went to because I love cookies and free wine, I got into the car with one of them who was going to take me out drinking, and we got hit by a drunk driver. Being the superhero that I […]

2010

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I still have FACEBOOK and I still spend my days trying to get girls naked on it, even with all the warnings they’ve sent me, cuz I like to live on the wild side, I like danger and the risk of getting caught by the authorities, that’s 90 percent of the reason I took up […]

2010

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, what the fuck are you doing on the internet, you should be at the mall hiding under the staires watching hot pussy christmas shop, literally….Loser…. Add Me As a Friend on Facebook…Loser… GO Here are our stepLINKS…Loser…. Hot Victoria’s Secret Ad by Michael Bay GO Nativity Scenes Are Lame Unless They Are […]

2010

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Yeah, I’m drunk. I blame Turkey even though I am Canadian and the closest thing I got to turkey was AIDS. Yeah. I party proper. You better recognize pigs. Here are my stepLINKS… Buy These Shirts Faggots GO Celebrity Sluts We Should All Be Thankful For GO LA Dealers, Keep Your Phones on Standby, It’s […]