This is not the body of someone who goes to the gym. This is the body of a bitch who likes having pictures of her taken who knows everyone will talk if they see her going to the gym just out of sheer amazement of her how thick she is and how thick she would […]
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2011
12
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I fucked up my stepLINKS yesterday because I am an idiot….So I am posting the new ones and the old ones again in one monster stepLINKS post….. I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now […]
2011
12
Jan
Some Britney Spears Big Vagina Tight Pants of the Day
I am much more into the old school Britney Pussy , you know post pregnancy, during the divorce, when her whole world fell before her eyes and she was forced to hang out with Paris Hilton, a fate worse than death, possibly one only rationalized by serious manic depression, shit crazy enough to lead to […]
2011
06
Jan
Sophie Monk’s Tits in Some Shit Movie of the Day
I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because […]
2010
27
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I just woke up. I think I slept all day but I am not sure. This Holiday season is kicking my old, tired, probably should have died the last few days but didn’t, so exhausted I am surprised I am up now, I think I’m gonna down the last of the eggnog and pass the […]
2010
25
Dec
stepLINKS of the Daymn,
Merry Fucking Christmas to the non-jews….. All I got for Christmas was drunk….and I’m only halfway through it…Hoping to get AIDS from a Ho Ho Ho…. Here are some stepLINKS from yesterday that I didn’t post cuz I was knee deep in celebrating Jesus’ birth with the people from my church….and by church I mean […]
2010
23
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
The only thing good about Christmas is all the free food I get at the homeless shelter….I mean along with the general population being totally on edge, totally agitated, totally angry, totally hating the holidays more than life itself, not that I ever get like that, because for some reason everyone’s misery in such a […]
2010
22
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s the holidays so I don’t know why I am posting links. I should be out caroling with the group from church and by caroling I mean gang banging this bitch carol, she always puts out, Christmas or not. I am in the Holiday spirit, just an hour ago I paid some whore 10 dollars […]
2010
21
Dec
Lady Gaga Gets Felt Up By a Fan of the Day
Lady Gaga has less sex appeal of a frail old man you see struggling with his bags getting off the bus…so you know she is either getting felt up by a crazed starstruck person who goes nuts when she sees anyone that she has seen on TV, or someone who buys into the Gaga marketing […]
2010
20
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
After giving 20 year old girls vibrators at a Christmas party I was invited to and went to because I love cookies and free wine, I got into the car with one of them who was going to take me out drinking, and we got hit by a drunk driver. Being the superhero that I […]