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2011

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say at this time and that is my right. I got Saki Bombed for Japan. I feel like a Yuppie easily won over by hot Chinese women pretending to be Japanese for the sake of selling soup….You know who you are. I’m classy – here are the stepLINKS! Paris Hilton Hates […]

2011

22

Mar

JWoww is a Best Selling Author in a Bikini of the Day

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Here is best selling Author, because America is fucked, lounging in her bikini on a school day, like she was Paris Hilton, because she can…. I am not bitter that trashy, no Italians pretending to be Italians on a TV show that I think is on its last legs, made trash like this a millionaire, […]

2011

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump

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I’m always hungover, so it is what is it is, you know just feelin’ normal, and if I didn’t get drunk last night, I’m sure I’d feel worse, so here’s my my morning hangover dump, to remind you hangover’s aren’t bad, cuz they mean you did good the night before, no matter how much blood […]

2011

16

Mar

Pink Pregnant and Barefoot Monster of the Day

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I still don’t believe that Pink’s got lady reproductive organs….and I’m not saying that to be funny, I’m saying that because of her broad muscular frame and her hard fucking face….but the rumor is that she is hiding an unwanted pregnancy for the baby that’s gonna come out of her wishing she had got an […]

2011

16

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Does Shape Magazine of the Day

I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened….. You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed […]

2011

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate realizing how unfunny people are by reading their twitter….not that I ever found anyone really funny…I don’t remember the last time I laughed….oh right…it was about Japan….Because tragedy can be funny when it doesn’t happen to us, or at least people’s ignorance, insensitivity and clever disses that make uptight people upset….. People feel […]

2011

02

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Music is a Money Making Joke of the Day

I saw on Twitter that Kim Kardashian was sucking Perez Hilton’s dick like it was Ray J in her Sex Tape cuz she was releasing a new song and I guess wanted his stamp of approval…or at least as much press as she can get for her shit…knowing he caters to 14 year old girls, […]

2011

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell like I’ve posted this header pic already – so here’s another one… The highlight of my day was designing this very complex Charlie Sheen T-Shirt , no wait it was napping, no wait it was hanging out at a discount department store playing with the women buying panties despite their obvious hatred towards […]

2011

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Going drinking. It’s what I do as often as I can because it brings me great joy until I can’t get more drink in me…cuz that’s when I go into withdrawal and get angry I have no money to buy more drink and I end up doing stupid things…like stealing from my family members…but I’m […]

2011

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend. Get off the computer. Don’t get off on the computer. Cuz seriously, there are a lot of lonely people out there for you to hang out with that are probably less attractive then the pictures you are in love with on the internet, but real people make you far less pathetic… But […]