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2011

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Ass Pretends to Workout of the Day

Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to […]

2011

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I rocked out pretty hard all day….I still haven’t stopped….I’m just taking a break to post my stepLINKS…cuz the world doesn’t stop cuz it is my birthday but my heart might…I blame my recent male model career…I’m just absorbing the lifestyle…eating, puking, drinking, snorting, posing, shit no wait…I blame alcoholism… Happy birthday is over….things go […]

2011

05

Apr

Kim Kadashian’s Thick Hips, Skinny Ankles of the DAy

Kim Kardashian is clearly showing off the only skinny part of her body…her ankles…as long as they are in ridiculous high heels…otherwise they cankle… I prefer when she Shows Off The Rest of Her Whore Body Sucking Back Dick and Sticking it in her Unprotected like a gutter pornstar and human toilet that she was […]

2011

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

You wanna know something real fucking basic. I posted so much today and I’m only one person. I don’t think you need to read more of my smut than you already have, not that you actually read the site FOLLOW ME Chr GO Kim Catrell Got Drunk and Flipped Out on a Reporter GO More […]

2011

29

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non-Nude Update of the Day

Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me. I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I […]

2011

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Every once in a while I have nothing to say, I am not sure if today is one of those days, but I do know that I don’t want you to follow me on twitter cuz I just humilate myself there, when really all I want is bitches to send me nudes, companies to send […]

2011

28

Mar

Fergie’s Ass Cares about Japan of the Day

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Here’s my attempt to cleanse the world and by world I mean the readers of this amazing life changing website, and by readers I mean one reader that makes me feel like I’m not talking to myself, even if I am cuz he’s from some weird country and likes tits, from the cancer that is […]

2011

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail…. U truly are a bottom feeder! You suck you whore No, I didn’t write it to myself…it was from some spic bitch who was mad I offended some no name celebrity who will remain nameless… FOLLOW ME Here are my stepLINKS…. Paris Hilton is Suring Over That Whole Her Being Racist […]

2011

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Hey Everybody – It’s the stepLINKS….Your favorite time of the fucking day…because you suck at life…but not as much as me… I’ve been running the site for 6 years, everyday….and I just got this email from someone offering to buy my site… Hey you were talking to my partner and were interested in buying your […]

2011

23

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Elizabeth Taylor Edition of the Day

What I coincidence. I feel like death and Elizabeth Taylor is death…not that that’s a surprise on any level, you know cuz she looked like she’s been dying hard the last 10 years, and now she can happily bond with all her friends who died before her, from Michael Jackson to Richard Burton and 45 […]