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2011

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just […]

2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site…. I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months. Holy Shit. I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it…. But I did make my stepLINKS… WTF Video of the Day GO Perky Emo Tits! GO Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in […]

2011

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m not famous, and either are my stepLINKS. IF anything we’re both annoying, however I think we’re good times, despite popular belief, but I’ve always been one of those people turned off by what’s expected, or what the general public things, so this is my rebellion….and This is my Twitter and here are my stepLINKS….ENJOY! […]

2011

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Nothing exciting happens when I stay locked in my house all day without a TV or access to the outside world with no interest in interracting with other humans, not cuz I’m depressed, but because they are depressing and never quite show me their tits…I think my wife just farted…Yep, she did…avoiding the smell is […]

2011

03

May

Leelee Sobieski Big Ears in Tight Pants of the Day

Leelee Sobieski is so obsolete that I don’t think anyone knew bitch was pregant, but here she is bringing out her big ears and big tits, awkward face and tall body, that you may or may not have wanted to fuck when she was in…shit I just ran an IMDB on this bitch and she […]

2011

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is an outrageous amount of links for you outrageous people….I have this serious plan of getting drunk and molesting….it’s kinda my thing I fail at but I’m persistant about, along with unhappiness, it’s the one constant…do you feel like my therapist? Don’t. Therapy is for rich people who never had love from their parents […]

2011

28

Apr

Olivia Munn Does a Carl’s Jr Ad in a Bikini for PETA of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of the single worse humans out there. She’s a bottom feeding attention whore. She’s gone the “target the geeks, talk their talk, cuz they are unsuspecting and can’t get laid” route, and it worked, cuz she’s getting legit gigs for legit shows now….The whole thing almost pisses me off, but I […]

2011

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still drinking. As far as Im concerned – everyday is Easter. I don’t know what that means but I am laying egg farts and my underwear is covered if what looks like red chocolate…Thanks ULCER. Wow. That was disgusting. I should stick to sticking eggs in my wife’s fat folds and forcing her to […]

2011

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I assume no one is on the internet because you are all re-living Christ’s last walk before getting crucified and coming to life….but I figure that shouldn’t stop me from posting my stepLINKS, cuz it a lot of way they are the mesiah, I just haven’t quite figured out those ways…Enjoy.. Happy Easter you Christian […]

2011

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I got confused for another Jesus Martinez today…from a teen girl or a sex offender trap: Her: when is our meeting Me: what meeting Her: YC Me: what is that Her: youth council….. Me: what is that Her: are you being seroius Me: yes Her: jesus? Me: are you flirting with me again […]