Today I learnt a very valuable lesson. Masturbating to a documentary on the civil rights movement is very challenging. You have to be pro. Here are my stepLINKS… Megan Fox’s Amazing Body in a Tight Dress http://www.thesuperficial.com/megan-fox-marilyn-monroe-tattoo-removed-08-2011 Here’s Some AMAZING Outtakes of That Cunt Sandra Lee – VIDEO GO The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of […]
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2011
23
Aug
Huffington Post’s Possibly Slutty Daughter of the Day
What a whore. Just like her very rich mother. Just look how she’s brushing her hair out of her face like she just got fucked…or wants to get fuck…or is watiting to take a load on her socialite face….at least that’s what it looks like to me and I tend to be a little too […]
2011
16
Aug
Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day
I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 […]
2011
02
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I forget to do my stepLIKS……when you’re drinking hard…his kinda thing happens…here thhye are….happy new year you fucking cunts Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados GO Another Nail in Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Career – VIDEO GO Web Cam Sluts That Will Get You Hot GO Let’s Play a Game of Black Out Baseball GO Leanna Has […]
2011
01
Aug
Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day
Drunk is a state of mind. I don’t know what that means but it probably has something to do with me being drunk and in being drunk I think it is safe to say that alcohol is the best invention man has ever invented…I mean aside from it being the gateway to rape, violence and […]
2011
27
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
No one liked my Amy Winehouse joke on FACEBOOK ….well that’s not entirely true…20 people “Liked” it…but I got hate mail and people deleted me as a friend…even though I’m the best friend they’ve never met that they could ever have….I creeped their bikinis like a pro friend… Either way, here’s what I wrote that […]
2011
26
Jul
Victoria’s Silvstedt Short Short Wearing Escort of the Day
Here are some riduclous implants on some Paris Hilton at 45 looking woman, all fit and tight bodied, despite her age thanks to good Swedish genes, that are luckily being used for sex work…even if that sex work is masked as a relationship with a married guy…cuz that married guy happens to be a midget..but […]
2011
20
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Convincing a fat chick to mail me her shit is not erotic…especially when she agrees to do it and surprises your PO Box….and everyone around you when you open the shit…. But having a Pubic Hair pageant is… I figure as a guy who has never trimmed his junk cuz that’s some faggot shit, I’d […]
2011
19
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I plan on getting wasted….stipping down…shitting and pissing myself…calling escorts to see how much it’ll cost for them to shit and piss on me…cuz I’m fresh out of piss and shit…only to be hung up on….maybe even reported to the police….before watching porn and masturbating in my own filth….at least I can only hope that’s […]
2011
18
Jul
Sophie Monk’s Not Dead Yet of the Day
Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic […]