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2011

28

Sep

Petra Ecclestone’s Billionaire Ass of the Day

Her name is Petra Ecclestone. Her dad owns the Formula 1 Race Cars. He is a billionaire and she is a spoiled cunt who just bought a 100 million dollar house….not that that bothers me, annoys me, turns me on, excites me or impresses me. I’m a firm believer of who cares where a bitch […]

2011

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out most people who come to the site think I am gay and just being faggy when I write “oh, i’d fuck that pussy”…which is hilarious because if I was actually gay and if I was just being faggy when I write “sit on my face you whore”…I’d probably be famous cuz […]

2011

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s days like today that I wonder why I bother doing the site. Traffic hasn’t grown in 4 years, if anything it’s dropped by 50%, money is shit, servers cost more, always fucking issues… But like a masochist, I just keep on fucking doing it and doing it and doing it…. I don’t get it […]

2011

15

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Tight Dress of the Day

I hate on Kim Kardashian for being fat all the time, only because she’s got a dumpy body and she’s all smoke and mirrors. I bring up the fact that she’s a pornstar because of her sex tape that launched her career, only because the general public eat up her bullshit, like she eats up […]

2011

09

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was drinking wine spritzers all night cuz I’m a real man….a real man with the stomach flu in dire need of getting booze in my system as to not die from withdrawal symptoms….those shakes can make it hard to sleep. I turned down attending an open bar fashion event and that depresses me…but then […]

2011

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the internet…I got my real life to live out…I’ll try to document it more…golden dreams of long distance relationships with pornstars, herpes sores, dying of a burned out liver all in the next 6 , gonna try to make it happen…I just gotta get off my couch… Now Here are my stepLINKS… Kim Kardashian […]

2011

26

Aug

Top Nose Picking Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose […]

2011

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learnt a very valuable lesson. Masturbating to a documentary on the civil rights movement is very challenging. You have to be pro. Here are my stepLINKS… Megan Fox’s Amazing Body in a Tight Dress http://www.thesuperficial.com/megan-fox-marilyn-monroe-tattoo-removed-08-2011 Here’s Some AMAZING Outtakes of That Cunt Sandra Lee – VIDEO GO The 40 Sexiest Sports Hotties of […]

2011

23

Aug

Huffington Post’s Possibly Slutty Daughter of the Day

What a whore. Just like her very rich mother. Just look how she’s brushing her hair out of her face like she just got fucked…or wants to get fuck…or is watiting to take a load on her socialite face….at least that’s what it looks like to me and I tend to be a little too […]

2011

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Attempt at Fitness of the Day

I only post Kim Kardashian Posts cuz I like reminding people she got her career started being a Paris Hilton latch on…which in and of itself proves she has no fucking soul….which quickly led to her being a fucking pornstar who sucked off and got fucked by her black boyfriend …because black guys and 7 […]