I’ve been watching hours of lebanese porn on the internet because I am too scared to leave this basement hell I call home….and I’ve been reminded that the scissor kick move is very gay. On a sidenote, the “N” word was used on the site yesterday accidentally. People need to be less sensitive. I didn’t […]
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2011
14
Jul
Ivanka Trump Pregnancy Fetish Pics of the Day
I don’t know about you, but ready to drop porn has always been disgusting to me. The whole idea of pregnancy was never beautiful, except for a drunken one night stand when you know you’re not that dad and can’t ever be the dad thanks to the fetus already in a bitch…I had the way […]
2011
12
Jul
AnnaSophia Robb in a Bikini of the Day
AnnaSophia Robb is some 17 year old girl who was in a bikini in the movie Soul Surfer, a movie about how sharks eat you if you’re a weird surfer hippie born again christian with a retarded looking face, but who you probably remember from masturbating to her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where […]
2011
11
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
No one cares that I have the 2600th most popular site on the internet. You’d think that would at least get me some blow jobs to completion or at least some nude pics or something….who knows maybe a free dinner or a free flight to some nice resort to review or even a free fucking […]
2011
11
Jul
Webcam Star of the Day
A reader sent in today’s webcam star, because he’s a fucking pervert like all of us and he hits up the webcam sites to pass time cuz life without a webcam site is very non-nude…..or expensive to get nude…. Her name is BRLYLEGAL, she’s 18 and part of the trend of slutty 18 year old […]
2011
21
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
When I don’t drink I get irritated. When I do drink I get irritated. I think I’m just easily irritated. I should work on that, but not right now, cuz I fear that I am going to go blind, not cuz I masturbated too much and that’s what happens when you masturbate, cuz masturbating accounts […]
2011
21
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I get very easily influenced by the media, so I decided to honor Ryan Dunn’s legacy by reenacting his final stunt, drinking and driving, unfortunately, I don’t have a Porsche GT3 cuz I wasn’t in a movie, so I just too the bus instead. It didn’t have the same affect. But I survived…I guess that […]
2011
20
Jun
Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip on German TV of the DAy
I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on […]
2011
16
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t objectify women. Women objectify women. Now that you’ve learned a valuable life lesson….Here are my stepLINKS… But first…I was walking through the park and some kid said to his mom “that weird scary man is looking at your bum”….I happened to be that weird scary man he spoke of….and that mde my day…. […]