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2013

15

May

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Pics Is the Reason Kanye is Gay of the Day

So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it. I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped […]

2013

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did. I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim. She […]

2013

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been all about teen moms for me. I’ve watched the Farrah Abraham movie and haven’t stopped. All fucking day. Not because I watched the MTV show and feel shocked that some low level is in a sex tape, or even because I really like when low levels do sex tapes for fame…. But […]

2013

03

May

Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off […]

2013

01

May

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant […]

2013

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Having rats in your house isn’t awesome when you are scared of rats – even if they have more sex appeal and are better company than you’re disgusting wife and not because you want to do the Richard Gere but because all this alone time with the internet has clearly made you lose your fucking […]

2013

15

Apr

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day

Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40. Or maybe he was just there checking […]

2013

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is. This could be better, […]

2013

04

Apr

Kim Kardashian Disgusts Me of the Day

I find it totally fucking insane that people are posting these Kim Kardashian pictures today, because who cares about Kim Kardashian, especially not while walking around pregnant, after taking this whole eating for two cuz she can finally undo her belt buckle shit seriously, looking like a fucking farm animal, that should or would be […]

2013

08

Mar

Emma Watson in “The Bling Ring” Trailer of the Day

Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed…. […]