This is what I was doing last night… Oh and this… Let’s hope tonight is better….and while I figure that out…here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras GO Courtney Stodden is a Pile of Fake Tit Trash GO The Most Offenstive Fox News Moments GO Throwback Kate Gosselin Bikini Pics […]

My new favorite way to creep on girls is to find girls who are walking and texting, which luckily is everywhere you look, and basically pretending to walk and text too, so that we collide, and I cop a feel of their asses, tits, vaginas, whatever I fucking can…it’s hours of entertainment and you can’t […]

I got drunk. Magic happened. I am still not over the fact this girl got a #stepGIRL tattoo, even if all the haters are emailing me to tell me it will only last a year, because they don’t realize I don’t care how long shit lasts, it’s still a fucking tattoo with #stepGIRLS for this […]

Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]

Sexting gets boring when the people you know stop fucking with you….but it is still more productive than when you send your pervert messages to random numbers hoping that one of them will be an eager slut…because statistically it won’t be…and statistically if it is one…it’s usually a creeper setting you up… Here are some […]

My highlight of the day, other than staring at young ass in skimpy summer clothes, was when I got in a fight with some tranny looking contestant from Joe Millionaire who is in her 40s and has too much plastic surgery…because she’s rude. ME: -> are you trying to start a fight bro? IT: -> […]

The highlight of the day was sexting my dentist, they texted me my appointment, I texted them dick pics asking for nudes, it’s my thing….I also learned that strippers love the Apple store and more importantly wear skimpy clothes when they go there…I also realized that Starbucks cups with people’s names written on them is […]

I love Vagina Definition. Whether it is in shorts, bikini bottoms, or leggings….or whether it is from walking, working out, or bending over to pick up your dog’s shit… seeing a pussy wrapped up…in tight clothing…is almost better than seeing it naked…but that could be because the vaginas I see naked…are often times scary and […]