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2013

01

Aug

Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a […]

2013

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My highlight of the day, other than staring at young ass in skimpy summer clothes, was when I got in a fight with some tranny looking contestant from Joe Millionaire who is in her 40s and has too much plastic surgery…because she’s rude. ME: -> are you trying to start a fight bro? IT: -> […]

2013

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the day was sexting my dentist, they texted me my appointment, I texted them dick pics asking for nudes, it’s my thing….I also learned that strippers love the Apple store and more importantly wear skimpy clothes when they go there…I also realized that Starbucks cups with people’s names written on them is […]

2013

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I love Vagina Definition. Whether it is in shorts, bikini bottoms, or leggings….or whether it is from walking, working out, or bending over to pick up your dog’s shit… seeing a pussy wrapped up…in tight clothing…is almost better than seeing it naked…but that could be because the vaginas I see naked…are often times scary and […]

2013

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s most valuable lesson is that redheaded kids with glasses playing the violin are creepy under any and all circumstances… Other important lessons I’ve learned today is that this site is blocked in Airports because they think I am too adult, meanwhile every girl I’ve dated has told me I’m too childish, all these mixed […]

2013

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you’re DrunkenStepfather and you follow her on instagram when you run into her at a bar, coffee shop, the park, probably won’t get you laid, if you’re lucky, it also won’t get the police called, because let’s face it, not everyone, especially hot girls I stare at on Instragram, are not always […]

2013

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

A few of my favorite things today… 1- Old ladies in see through shirts begging for change and missing teeth… 2- Teen girls who have hit puberty, but the guys who they hang with haven’t, making for all kinds of awkward as they hold hands. 3- Girls with cheap hair dye and giant rose tattoos […]

2013

05

Jul

Bianca Balti for Elle of the Day

Bianca Balti is a hot Brazilian model, who may not be showing her tits, but who is fantastic to stare at despite being clothed for this Elle France Shoot, that you’d expect to have more pubic hair and nipples, you know while eating cheese and baguette, to fit in with the French culture and allow […]

2013

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit…. Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with […]

2013

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a girl, I’d want to have my unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom…..but I’m just a guy….who has to be happy fucking girls who look like they would have their unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom, and you know what, that works for me. It’s the long weekend in canada, I should […]