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2013

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my […]

2013

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

If you’re not getting drunk with questionable women with questionable morals and values…doing questionable things…but rather sitting at home like a miserable loser you are because you chose marriage and the normal life…rather than booze and cheap broken women life… Then watch tonight’s 30 for 30 on ESPN called Big Shot about a John Spano, […]

2013

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something pretty funny about hearing two thirty year old girls on some weird midlife crisis pilgrimage to California talking about how they only want fit and healthy guys…as they drink a bottle of champagne at 11 am eating a dirty breakfast only to get up and be bottom heavy fat chicks…it’s like maybe […]

2013

18

Oct

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s […]

2013

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom are – girls, don’t worry about your hair and make-up….we only care about your ass…. Here are some links… The French Montana Song Miley Killed GO Paris Hilton for Terry Richardson… GO Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are Dating GO The Wet Paint Prank GO The Best Bank Robbery Footage Ever […]

2013

10

Oct

stepINTERVIEW with Excited Reporter Kissing Cardinals Fan of the Day

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2013

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I ate sri lankan food in a place that probably doesn’t sell much sri lankan food and now I am dying..it’s times like these that I wish I was my wife…ready for assisted suicide… Let’s dance… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE Kelly Osbourne’s Cleavage Excites me and that Scares Me.. GO A […]

2013

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something amazing about girls practicing their pole dancing in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt It’s like porn to me…only far more exhilarating…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE So Many Thigh Gaps GO Pippa Middleton Killin’ Birds GO Michele Bachman Believes Obama is the Start of the Biblical End…. GO Alessandra Ambrosio in […]

2013

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom – Girls don’t like being asked how testicular their vaginas are…ever…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE So Much Booty… GO Miley’s SNL Promo…. GO OJ is Trying to Bang Kris Jenner from Jail…Let’s Hope He Kills Her GO Lacey Chabert Does Maxim…. GO Change the Way You Look at […]

2013

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Why isn’t there a video game where you fist a girl until she shits all over the place, and the more weight in shit that project out of her ass, the higher score you get? I would play that all day…but instead I am forced to do it in person instead… Here are some stepLINKS…follow […]