I ate sri lankan food in a place that probably doesn’t sell much sri lankan food and now I am dying..it’s times like these that I wish I was my wife…ready for assisted suicide… Let’s dance… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE Kelly Osbourne’s Cleavage Excites me and that Scares Me.. GO A […]

There is something amazing about girls practicing their pole dancing in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt It’s like porn to me…only far more exhilarating…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE So Many Thigh Gaps GO Pippa Middleton Killin’ Birds GO Michele Bachman Believes Obama is the Start of the Biblical End…. GO Alessandra Ambrosio in […]

Today’s words of wisdom – Girls don’t like being asked how testicular their vaginas are…ever…. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE So Much Booty… GO Miley’s SNL Promo…. GO OJ is Trying to Bang Kris Jenner from Jail…Let’s Hope He Kills Her GO Lacey Chabert Does Maxim…. GO Change the Way You Look at […]

Why isn’t there a video game where you fist a girl until she shits all over the place, and the more weight in shit that project out of her ass, the higher score you get? I would play that all day…but instead I am forced to do it in person instead… Here are some stepLINKS…follow […]

This is what I was doing last night… Oh and this… Let’s hope tonight is better….and while I figure that out…here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras GO Courtney Stodden is a Pile of Fake Tit Trash GO The Most Offenstive Fox News Moments GO Throwback Kate Gosselin Bikini Pics […]

My new favorite way to creep on girls is to find girls who are walking and texting, which luckily is everywhere you look, and basically pretending to walk and text too, so that we collide, and I cop a feel of their asses, tits, vaginas, whatever I fucking can…it’s hours of entertainment and you can’t […]

I got drunk. Magic happened. I am still not over the fact this girl got a #stepGIRL tattoo, even if all the haters are emailing me to tell me it will only last a year, because they don’t realize I don’t care how long shit lasts, it’s still a fucking tattoo with #stepGIRLS for this […]

Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]

Sexting gets boring when the people you know stop fucking with you….but it is still more productive than when you send your pervert messages to random numbers hoping that one of them will be an eager slut…because statistically it won’t be…and statistically if it is one…it’s usually a creeper setting you up… Here are some […]