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2013

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is when the babe you met on TINDR shows up to meet you and is actually a 50 year dude…and not the 20 year old with a hot ass you thought she was going to be…but at least he wore a wig…it made it less gay…and just as weird… here […]

2013

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Being romantic is always fun because there isn’t enough romance in the world…until you cross that boundary of too much romance and you just become the creepy guy they’ve never met who is telling them how you are cutting their name into your arm…. Everyone is talking about the Boston Marathon Victim Costume Wearing Girl […]

2013

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls are sluts now…more than ever…begging for threesomes…fat chicks begging for “The D”…and they all get it…which for someone like me, with no soul, I appreciate soulless bitches, at least in conversation, pictures and videos…even when not very attractive..but then again, I also like giving homeless chicks gynaecological exams with my mouth…and making crackheads dance…and […]

2013

28

Oct

Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed […]

2013

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my […]

2013

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

If you’re not getting drunk with questionable women with questionable morals and values…doing questionable things…but rather sitting at home like a miserable loser you are because you chose marriage and the normal life…rather than booze and cheap broken women life… Then watch tonight’s 30 for 30 on ESPN called Big Shot about a John Spano, […]

2013

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something pretty funny about hearing two thirty year old girls on some weird midlife crisis pilgrimage to California talking about how they only want fit and healthy guys…as they drink a bottle of champagne at 11 am eating a dirty breakfast only to get up and be bottom heavy fat chicks…it’s like maybe […]

2013

18

Oct

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s […]

2013

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom are – girls, don’t worry about your hair and make-up….we only care about your ass…. Here are some links… The French Montana Song Miley Killed GO Paris Hilton for Terry Richardson… GO Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are Dating GO The Wet Paint Prank GO The Best Bank Robbery Footage Ever […]

2013

10

Oct

stepINTERVIEW with Excited Reporter Kissing Cardinals Fan of the Day

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