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2013

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t […]

2013

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I just sniffed a girl’s dirty panties and I think I now know what heaven smells like…because all I aw were angles singing from the clouds above…but maybe just maybe I love the rank smell of questionable women… Here are some stepLINKS So Fox Thinks Jesus and Santa are White – And That Conversation is […]

2013

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about florida is the obese babes on the beach in bikinis…that shit is my favorite…smells like pork rinds.. Here are the stepLINKS…. So Many Thigh Gaps.. GO Beyonce Wore Vegan Restaurant GO 2 of Brad Pitt’s Exes Partying Together… GO Pregnant Megan Fox… GO Maurice from Beauty and the Beast Raving GO […]

2013

09

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get […]

2013

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am still on my pursuit of happiness that is also known as the pursuit of holding Lohan’s hand…since we are in the same city and I figure what better way to celebrate my love for her or put the wheels in motion to date her to for the marketing of the site you know […]

2013

06

Dec

Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity […]

2013

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about Miami so far has been trying to find Lohan to propose to her…I couldn’t find her so I settled on a 50 year old toothless black homeless chick who hadn’t showered in days..but I didn’t really propose to her…I just paid her to let me piss on her…drunk on the sun…. […]

2013

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Things are weird in Florida. I just saw Santa land in a helicopter while a bunch of prison escapee looking meth addicts in Christmas t-shirts…picked their scabs as their ghetto kids ate cotton candy… I also found out the price of rub and tugs, spoke about anal virginity and at least three girls told me […]

2013

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason I always hate every person who has ever been in front of me in line at Starbucks…they are equally the fucking worst..even when they are hot mom’s and daughters in Yoga pants…but in their defines…I generally hate everyone…and everything…and the bigger issue is why the fuck was I at Starbucks…let’s just say […]

2013

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am learning to be more positive. I figure life is short, let’s see flowers in everything , not death and destruction….so today when I took my monthly shower, I looked at my barely there penis and said “This penis would be pretty substantial, if it was a vagina”….#progress. HEre are some stepLINKS…. Bruce Jenner’s […]