When it comes to picking up girls in a bar at 3 am when wasted even though I have a wife at home…probably disappointed in all aspects of her life thanks to me…I always lose…even on Valentine’s Day weekend when the pickings are pretty fucking easy, because I went in with lines like “I want […]

Sometimes I accidentally send messages to the girl who works at Starbucks that I added on Facebook that I want to cum inside her…and sometimes that makes it pretty fucking awkward to order coffee at Starbucks… Here are some stepLINKS… Top 10 Shirley Temple was a Babe GO Billy Ray Cyrus – Hip Hop Achy […]

Three fat girls sharing a tuna sandwich is the closest I’ll get to live lesbian porn today…but it was still more interesting than the piss covered homeless dude masturbating next to me to the scene… All this to say the mall sucks…Here are some stepLINKS Scarjo is a Monster Without Make-Up GO Farrah Abraham Raped! […]

Failed Pick-Up line of the day: I kinda wish your pussy was like a starving child in africa, all hungry and not very selective of what it ate. stepLINKS… Top 10 Reasons These Olympics are going to be Very Fucking Russian GO So Many Crazy Booty…. GO Caveman Kardashian Fucked Up Her Sister on the […]

The hardest thing about being a blogger with such a successful blog…is dealing with all the pussy…It’s like I can’t leave my house without panties thrown at me, paparazzi taking pics of me, the FBI wanting to interview me…no wait that’s the Beatles or some other rockstar…being a blogger is practically like not existing… Here […]

I wasn’t nominated for a Grammy this year, despite my words being so poetic and graceful and my voice so angelic…but I am sure the EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS RELATED can be found here…while I drink my irrelevance…and not being invited to the fancy important people parties away…at least that’s the excuse I am running with […]

2014’s as shitty as I expected…but the good news is girls are just as slutty as they were in 2013. That keeps me going…. Here are the stepLINKS… Baby Gives Jenny McCarthy Side Eye – FUNNY GO Girls Without Bras GO This CHick is Ripped…. GO AnnaLynne McCord Lives and is Still Skinny in a […]

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes.. Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck… Here […]

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t […]