I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for […]

My new fetish is “Before” Tit pics. Meaning if a girl has had titty surgery, either making them tits bigger or smaller, I don’t care about how the mangled, scientific enhanced ones look, I want to see the shitty before tits that they hated and that inspired them to spend 5-10,000 dollars jacking up, or […]

I saw an old dude checking out an old lady like she was a fucking stripper or a hot piece…when clearly she was an old fucking lady…it confused me…it’s like when you get old you don’t have to jerk off or think about jerking off to bitches your own age..there is alway an 18 year […]

I like clueless girls who claim they’ve never sent or taken a nude picture because it won’t go well with their career, or their degree, or their dad’s… It’s not the 90s anymore fool, titty pics aren’t going to ruin any future career, if anything it will pave the way for more opportunity… Not to […]

Florida is filled with white middle of the road kind of people who happen to have fake tits, fit bodies, and are all about being weirded out by me when I ask them how much per song to touch… It’s like if you look like a stripper – be a fucking stripper – not a […]

I hate “social media”….because it’s made me soft. You know watching my every move to not be deleted, since I don’t matter enough to get my shit back like Rihanna. More importantly, I probably don’t care enough. I just know I used to be an aggressive troll, up in people’s faces, posting disgusting shit…and now […]