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2014

14

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate “social media”….because it’s made me soft. You know watching my every move to not be deleted, since I don’t matter enough to get my shit back like Rihanna. More importantly, I probably don’t care enough. I just know I used to be an aggressive troll, up in people’s faces, posting disgusting shit…and now […]

2014

30

Apr

Charlotte Kemp Muhl Panty Flash in Numero of the Day

Charlotte Kemp Muhl is apparently Sean Lennon’s girlfriend, they’ve been dating since she was “18”…after meeting at Coachella in 2006, before McDonald’s raped the event and filled it up with Urban Outfitters shoppers…who don’t realize anything with the world URBAN in it is dumb. She’s been modelling since she was 13 ,because I guess she […]

2014

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess the internet doesn’t like black porn, or black sex tapes, because the second I posted the Mimi Faust sex tape…hackers attacked the site and we’ve been struggling to keep it up all day…serves me right for encouraging this kind of behavior…. Her name is MIMI FAUST AND I LIKE THE WAY SHE FUCKS […]

2014

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga […]

2014

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a scary thing when your number one and only fan…posts pics of his sperm of Facebook…but I guess that’s better than him mailing it to me. Here are some stepLINKS…. Taylor Swift may be Lesbian GO Girl Meets World Teaser GO This Doll isn’t Fucking Around GO Tosh.0 Producer Shot GO Nicola McLean […]

2014

08

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I hate endorsing Kim Kardashian, but the reality is she’s so big and famous, and that’s just her ass, that anything I say about her really has no impact on her success or not…I just feel like her show, even if it was a great marketing play for the family, gives young girls horrible, useless […]

2014

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a big fan of girls who like breaking up marriages…you know a home wrecker fetish because I am married and it’s really my only thing I have going for me to get laid…I mean that and my hooker budget…but that doesn’t count… Here are some stepLINKS…. Sluts Tugging On Their CLothes GO Gwyneth […]

2014

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an College Student intern…she doesn’t do much work…actually she doesn’t do any work, but she also doesn’t wear very much clothes…or any clothes…which is pretty much why I gave her the “job” that really isn’t’ a job to begin with…. Here are some stepLINKS A Whole Bunch of Big Tits GO Kate Winslett […]

2014

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Instead of telling girls “I’d still smell your hair while whispering something romantic as I was standing behind you at Starbucks…as I do with all strangers…” as my tinder pick up line to make girls feel like a Disney Princess..I decided to take action and do it. Follow your dreams people, write it down and […]

2014

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I took a lesbian to a stripclub…which was as big of a cocktease as the actual stripclub, because like strippers, lesbians don’t like the penis in a strip club…or anywhere..and I guess that’s ok, because I am a married man who, like Santa Claus gives the gift of lap dance… Courtney Love Solved the Malaysian […]