I just saw two drunk kids, probably 18 or 19, drunk off their asses and unable to walk, bragging to each other about how they haven’t got “Puke Drunk” in “such a long time”…like getting puke drunk is a bad thing… You know as a seasoned drunk…my goal every night is to get puke drunk…it […]

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I […]

I just saw a teen girl lift her shirt and show her boyfriend her bra…in the middle of the fucking street…and I realized that there is a god… But then I saw this Paris Hilton new Music video and realize there definitely isn’t a god… Here are some stepLINKS… 18 Animals Being Jerks to Kids […]

Sometimes you just know you’re in the wrong place…. That said, your life lesson for the weekend is that if you see hot girls tanning in the park or at the beach or at the public pool, they will probably not appreciate you staring at them like some kind of pervert, and they definitely won’t […]

The problem with falling in love with your waitress – is that she’s just being nice to you for tips…and when you misread it and decide to wait outside for her after work closes at 3 am…she usually won’t be too happy to see you…especially if you popped a viagra an hour earlier and you’re […]

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money… But now, I just want to hang with them, talk […]

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls… So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years […]