When dealing with girls – don’t ask them “if you want to taste it” – in reference to pretty much everything and anything- they won’t like it and they won’t give you their address or invite you over or even let you park outside their houses and masturbate after following them home. They will however […]

Whenever a girl asks me if my name is Jesus because I am Christ…I ask them if they are interested in having a religious experience via their vagina…what they don’t realize is that I don’t mean with me…sure I like speaking tongues and all, but anything I do with vaginas is more of a nightmare…especially […]

Her name is VHSBabe and she has nothing to do with the love letter I wrote a girl the other day….do you want to read it…ok fine…but don’t laugh at me for writing love letters…romance isn’t dead – it lives in all of us… I was just looking at the sunset and remembering all the […]

The problem with topless beaches – is the girls who don’t got topless fucking the whole system… The problem with nudist beaches – is not the fact that the naked women are disgusting, but that it’s all dudes – gay dudes – looking to peacock – dick out and back arched looking for love. Here […]

I don’t know why girls are so uptight about sending me close up vagina pictures. It’s like even if I posted the vagina on the internet – no one would know it was your vagina. Not even you. The good news is that 99 percent of girls I talk to aren’t uptight about sending me […]

Here are some stepLINKS…Love Them…Live Them…Massage Them…Rub them through your mouth and pubic hair…you know you are into that…like I am into fat girls at the grocery store buying enough ice cream for me to know just how sad she is! So Many Huge Tits…. GO Lion Cub VS Dog GO The Classiest Girl Ever […]

I feel like there is no real need to leave my house, when so many people are leaving the house for me. Thanks to the internet I get updates on all thing things I hate doing but feel like I may be missing out if I don’t do them… This weekend was a weekend of […]

It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and […]