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2014

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some stepLINKS…Love Them…Live Them…Massage Them…Rub them through your mouth and pubic hair…you know you are into that…like I am into fat girls at the grocery store buying enough ice cream for me to know just how sad she is! So Many Huge Tits…. GO Lion Cub VS Dog GO The Classiest Girl Ever […]

2014

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like there is no real need to leave my house, when so many people are leaving the house for me. Thanks to the internet I get updates on all thing things I hate doing but feel like I may be missing out if I don’t do them… This weekend was a weekend of […]

2014

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and […]

2014

28

Jul

Pam Anderson Flashing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty […]

2014

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw two drunk kids, probably 18 or 19, drunk off their asses and unable to walk, bragging to each other about how they haven’t got “Puke Drunk” in “such a long time”…like getting puke drunk is a bad thing… You know as a seasoned drunk…my goal every night is to get puke drunk…it […]

2014

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I […]

2014

22

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her […]

2014

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a teen girl lift her shirt and show her boyfriend her bra…in the middle of the fucking street…and I realized that there is a god… But then I saw this Paris Hilton new Music video and realize there definitely isn’t a god… Here are some stepLINKS… 18 Animals Being Jerks to Kids […]

2014

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes you just know you’re in the wrong place…. That said, your life lesson for the weekend is that if you see hot girls tanning in the park or at the beach or at the public pool, they will probably not appreciate you staring at them like some kind of pervert, and they definitely won’t […]

2014

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with falling in love with your waitress – is that she’s just being nice to you for tips…and when you misread it and decide to wait outside for her after work closes at 3 am…she usually won’t be too happy to see you…especially if you popped a viagra an hour earlier and you’re […]