Her name is VHSBabe and she has nothing to do with the love letter I wrote a girl the other day….do you want to read it…ok fine…but don’t laugh at me for writing love letters…romance isn’t dead – it lives in all of us… I was just looking at the sunset and remembering all the […]

The problem with topless beaches – is the girls who don’t got topless fucking the whole system… The problem with nudist beaches – is not the fact that the naked women are disgusting, but that it’s all dudes – gay dudes – looking to peacock – dick out and back arched looking for love. Here […]

I don’t know why girls are so uptight about sending me close up vagina pictures. It’s like even if I posted the vagina on the internet – no one would know it was your vagina. Not even you. The good news is that 99 percent of girls I talk to aren’t uptight about sending me […]

Here are some stepLINKS…Love Them…Live Them…Massage Them…Rub them through your mouth and pubic hair…you know you are into that…like I am into fat girls at the grocery store buying enough ice cream for me to know just how sad she is! So Many Huge Tits…. GO Lion Cub VS Dog GO The Classiest Girl Ever […]

I feel like there is no real need to leave my house, when so many people are leaving the house for me. Thanks to the internet I get updates on all thing things I hate doing but feel like I may be missing out if I don’t do them… This weekend was a weekend of […]

It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and […]

I just saw two drunk kids, probably 18 or 19, drunk off their asses and unable to walk, bragging to each other about how they haven’t got “Puke Drunk” in “such a long time”…like getting puke drunk is a bad thing… You know as a seasoned drunk…my goal every night is to get puke drunk…it […]

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I […]