Afternoon nap with @barbtrencianska because sucking at life sometimes works out for you A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 12:46pm PDT The new predator move is to find girls looking for people to knock them up on craigslist, or a dating site specifically designed for that, knowing you’ll get to have […]

And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 1:46pm PDT Girls are much more into anal propositions – even when they are anal virgins – if you promise to sing them love songs while you do […]

Loading Sunday night panty flash ???? @lennonelizabethh View on Instagram FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM to make me feel like I matter…Then send me pics of your vagina because I like vagina and close up vagina pics are subtle, pretty anonymous and don’t have a weight… Speaking of vagina – I think this tinder babe who […]

Loading Her name is @haley_meghan and she's just become one of the #stepGIRLS – memories of Sunday night panty flash @step_girls View on Instagram I think it is safe following me into a back alley – is less interesting that following me on INSTAGRAM – unless you’re an angry gang of feminist lesbians – in […]

My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them. My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts […]

When dealing with girls – don’t ask them “if you want to taste it” – in reference to pretty much everything and anything- they won’t like it and they won’t give you their address or invite you over or even let you park outside their houses and masturbate after following them home. They will however […]

Whenever a girl asks me if my name is Jesus because I am Christ…I ask them if they are interested in having a religious experience via their vagina…what they don’t realize is that I don’t mean with me…sure I like speaking tongues and all, but anything I do with vaginas is more of a nightmare…especially […]