I’ve seen so many vaginas on snapchat….@drunkenstepdad…that I am starting to get bored of vagina pics… Has snapchat made me gay? Have I always been gay? Am I just desensitized? Do I need more than just vagina? I guess tonight will tell… Here are some stepLINKS… Dick Belt…. GO The Woman with the Biggest Breasts […]
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2015
09
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes I feel guilty when you can only allocate enough time for one of the hundreds girl I sext from my hibernated state….because there is only enough time in a day…and I like dealing with the ones who want to go professional with their sexting and turn to porn…you know to guide them through the […]
2014
31
Dec
Jessica Hart Twerk for New Years Eve of the Day
It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jessica Hart, this Australian models who […]
2014
25
Dec
Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day
Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s […]
2014
19
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Being yelled at by internet girlfriends you have never met for cheating on them with other internet girlfriends you never met – is the kind of drama you try to avoid when you have internet girlfriends…who you’ve never met…it’s like save the drama for when I accidentally get you pregnant in a back alley…but it […]
2014
18
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I lost 9000 followers INSTAGRAM …. I think it is probably not a Christmas Miracle…but when you have drunk girls at Christmas parties feeling lonely enough to sit on my face…everything feels like a Christmas Miracle… Nothing says Christmas miracle like feeding gingerbread Jesus Martinez tequila in her @newregimeclothing from http://holiday.drunkenstepfather.com ???? @julien_archambault A photo […]
2014
17
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:10pm PST My favorite thing about today’s hangover is that it never happened because I’ve been drinking the Christmas season through…but that’s not saying much because I drink everyday…it would be a Christmas miracle if I didn’t drink….but I’m more into Christmas miracles that […]
2014
17
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
So a random 21 year old Tinder girl, who sent me unsolicited nude pics of herself messages me yesterday demanding I delete these unsolicited nudes and videos of her peeing, because she is “younger than I think”…in a clever scare tactic that once digging a little deeper turns out is a lie and that she […]
2014
16
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right… Here are some stepLINKS… 12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to […]
2014
15
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now… I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm.. Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but […]