A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:10pm PST My favorite thing about today’s hangover is that it never happened because I’ve been drinking the Christmas season through…but that’s not saying much because I drink everyday…it would be a Christmas miracle if I didn’t drink….but I’m more into Christmas miracles that […]

So a random 21 year old Tinder girl, who sent me unsolicited nude pics of herself messages me yesterday demanding I delete these unsolicited nudes and videos of her peeing, because she is “younger than I think”…in a clever scare tactic that once digging a little deeper turns out is a lie and that she […]

Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right… Here are some stepLINKS… 12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to […]

I am really into making girls masturbate at their offices now… I’ve been dabbling with it for a while now…and it turns out that every single girl I talk to is into the idea of bathroom break orgasm.. Now maybe I deal with perverts and weirdos…or maybe this is the way it has always been…but […]

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 12:54pm PDT Follow me on instagram INSTAGRAM and you probably won’t see me drunk with Irish women talking about how inconvenient pants are – and how unnecessary they are in public – and […]

I am drunk on candy and whiskey…making sure all the slutty costumes wearing girls are wearing panties…with my hand…despite not being asked to….because I am just saving the world from pussy slips…one unexpecting finger rape at a time… I mean that’s what I would be doing…if I wasn’t locked in the room with the lights […]

Afternoon nap with @barbtrencianska because sucking at life sometimes works out for you A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 12:46pm PDT The new predator move is to find girls looking for people to knock them up on craigslist, or a dating site specifically designed for that, knowing you’ll get to have […]

And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 1:46pm PDT Girls are much more into anal propositions – even when they are anal virgins – if you promise to sing them love songs while you do […]