So grabbing a random girl’s vagina won’t get her excited…but telling her she’s fat while eating her piece of cake…or telling her she has a man voice…and asking if she’s trans…because trans is very in now…probably will… The key is to focus on the dumb, self involved, self absorbed bitches…which is pretty much all bitches…they […]
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2015
04
Mar
Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day
Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would […]
2015
02
Mar
Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day
Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that […]
2015
02
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you […]
2015
16
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 16, 2015 at 8:29am PST I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke […]
2015
04
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Nothing is quite as good as the homeless guy who was doing karate with himself in the emergency room last night….except maybe the three butthole pics I got sexted to me while my phone battery was dead…something that I am pretty happy that I am not….the dead part, not the asshole part…because the asshole part […]
2015
03
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m drunk…and I was rejected unprotected anal sex with a stranger at least once today…because people just aren’t trusting anymore. What happened to a neighborly sense of community…right… Here’s a Rihanna singing with Paul McCartney and Kanye in some weirdness…that people are fucking loving.. Here are some stepLINKS…. Channing Tatum Checking Out Mila Kunis GO […]
2015
21
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her… What is even […]
2015
20
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I heard that facebook is worth 226 Billion dollars today…which is coincidentally my first day of my 7 day ban….which has doubled as an opportunity for me to remember that I don’t give a fuck about facebook or what people are saying or posting on facebook, and it’s just a platform for bored people to […]
2015
19
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, […]