I’m drunk…and I was rejected unprotected anal sex with a stranger at least once today…because people just aren’t trusting anymore. What happened to a neighborly sense of community…right… Here’s a Rihanna singing with Paul McCartney and Kanye in some weirdness…that people are fucking loving.. Here are some stepLINKS…. Channing Tatum Checking Out Mila Kunis GO […]
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2015
21
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her… What is even […]
2015
20
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I heard that facebook is worth 226 Billion dollars today…which is coincidentally my first day of my 7 day ban….which has doubled as an opportunity for me to remember that I don’t give a fuck about facebook or what people are saying or posting on facebook, and it’s just a platform for bored people to […]
2015
19
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, […]
2015
13
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve seen so many vaginas on snapchat….@drunkenstepdad…that I am starting to get bored of vagina pics… Has snapchat made me gay? Have I always been gay? Am I just desensitized? Do I need more than just vagina? I guess tonight will tell… Here are some stepLINKS… Dick Belt…. GO The Woman with the Biggest Breasts […]
2015
09
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes I feel guilty when you can only allocate enough time for one of the hundreds girl I sext from my hibernated state….because there is only enough time in a day…and I like dealing with the ones who want to go professional with their sexting and turn to porn…you know to guide them through the […]
2014
31
Dec
Jessica Hart Twerk for New Years Eve of the Day
It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Jessica Hart, this Australian models who […]
2014
25
Dec
Miley Cyrus Lickin’ Mushrooms for Christmas of the Day
Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s […]
2014
19
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Being yelled at by internet girlfriends you have never met for cheating on them with other internet girlfriends you never met – is the kind of drama you try to avoid when you have internet girlfriends…who you’ve never met…it’s like save the drama for when I accidentally get you pregnant in a back alley…but it […]
2014
18
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I lost 9000 followers INSTAGRAM …. I think it is probably not a Christmas Miracle…but when you have drunk girls at Christmas parties feeling lonely enough to sit on my face…everything feels like a Christmas Miracle… Nothing says Christmas miracle like feeding gingerbread Jesus Martinez tequila in her @newregimeclothing from http://holiday.drunkenstepfather.com ???? @julien_archambault A photo […]