For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore…. However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years […]
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2015
05
May
Fergie on the Beach of the Day
The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of […]
2015
28
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t know if I attract exhibitionists on tinder, or slutty girls looking to be slutty, but for some reason when I ask for vagina pics they all say no…and when I ask why they say no and whether it is because they have a disgusting vagina….they all send the vagina pis…is reverse psychology that […]
2015
27
Apr
Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day
Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang […]
2015
21
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The best place to hang out when you are like me and have nothing better to do with your time…is the health food store next to the yoga studio…in the early afternoon…because you will see some mom ass like you’ve never seen mom ass before…the only problem is that it is mom ass and mom […]
2015
21
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
From the RatedXLife Snapchat…this bush in weed pants wearing a weed nuug as a bush hat is up on some Miley Cyrus shit..high concetp art.. As someone who doesn’t smoke weed, all you 420 idiots must die, but as someone who loves bush…I mean the kind of guy who makes girls I fuck grown out […]
2015
08
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
It turns out that make-up sexting is a lot like make-up sex, even when you don’t know the girl you are make-up sexting with, but that you are just making amends with because you called her out for being a whore thanks to sending you nude pics you know she took for another dude, up […]
2015
03
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot […]
2015
19
Mar
Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day
Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being […]
2015
17
Mar
Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day
Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember […]