It turns out that make-up sexting is a lot like make-up sex, even when you don’t know the girl you are make-up sexting with, but that you are just making amends with because you called her out for being a whore thanks to sending you nude pics you know she took for another dude, up […]
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2015
03
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot […]
2015
19
Mar
Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day
Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being […]
2015
17
Mar
Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day
Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember […]
2015
13
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
So grabbing a random girl’s vagina won’t get her excited…but telling her she’s fat while eating her piece of cake…or telling her she has a man voice…and asking if she’s trans…because trans is very in now…probably will… The key is to focus on the dumb, self involved, self absorbed bitches…which is pretty much all bitches…they […]
2015
04
Mar
Izabel Goulart’s Panty Flash of the Day
Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would […]
2015
02
Mar
Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day
Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that […]
2015
02
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you […]
2015
16
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 16, 2015 at 8:29am PST I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke […]
2015
04
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Nothing is quite as good as the homeless guy who was doing karate with himself in the emergency room last night….except maybe the three butthole pics I got sexted to me while my phone battery was dead…something that I am pretty happy that I am not….the dead part, not the asshole part…because the asshole part […]