Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire…or at least the heir to a billionaire…cuz her dad is a billionaire…making her richer than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and luckily equally tacky, attention starved and low level…I mean sure she doesn’t have a sex tape, but she’s from the UK, they are more sophisticated than that, they prefer […]
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2012
10
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I am an asshole…and I am ok with that cuz all girls love assholes…except maybe my wife…cuz part of me being an asshole to her…is making internet girlfriends and booking dates to meet them…because decent girls use the internet now..and worrying about meeting a 60 year old rapist is a thing of the past…cuz technology […]
2012
09
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
All that matters in life is finding a girl who will lick your ass under any and all circumstances…. Here are some LINKS…. Hulk Hogan Confirms It’s Bubba The Love Sponge’s Wife Heather Clem In Sex Tape GO The Time Tom Cruise Got Spanked By a Cross Dressing Club Hostess GO Nun Caught Sealing Beer […]
2012
02
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I am looking for love in all the wrong places….or maybe I just have the wrong budget…5 dollars gets me some rank ass pussy…. Here are the stepLINKS… Paris Hilton Made Out With A Chick So Her Male Model Boyfriend (Who is Obviously Gay, I Mean Shit Look at the Guy) Punched A Dude And […]
2012
26
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
1 – We have a contest winner….sure she’s not holding up a sign and sure that pic could be of anyone captioned drunkenstpefather.com…but those tits make me ignore all rational thought…they distract me and remind me of what is important….tits. 2- I have a stalker and it is a lot of fun…but only cuz I […]
2012
21
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Trying to convince lesbians to let you watch them fuck while masturbating in the corner is always a fucking challenge…cuz there’s always one of the pair too hardcore and dyke to allow dick in the room…dolphin shaped dildos are the only phallus motherfucker…. I am amazing at failing…. It’s the weekend, here are the stepLINKS…for […]
2012
20
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I just found out a site I work with sold for close to 200 million dollars….that’s a lot of sex, drugs, booze, rock and roll, villas, private jets….which brought up the question…the ever burning question of my life….that is why the fuck do I do this…when I could be making 200 million dollars…and I guess […]
2012
21
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my night was being sent Perez Hilton’s sister’s year book pic, cuz despite looking like a fucking monster, apparently she got to go to Human school. No wonder his shit, that is run by her, is no bully status, a bitch like this can’t be mean to anyone, just look at her…. […]
2012
20
Aug
Octomom’s Amazing Song of the Day
I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making […]
2012
17
Aug
Kim Kardashian Playboy Outtakes from 2007 of the Day
Kim Kardashian gets that TITS GET HITS and that is why she, or her staff POSTED THESE ON HER BLOG SHE DOESN’T WRITE ….they are from 2007 and she was slimmer than she is now, but still fat as fuck, cuz that’s kinda her thing….and the reason black guys love her enough to film sex […]