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2012
18
Jun
Sophie Monk Does NUTS of the Day
Sophie Monk may be a joke – or at least non-sense people don’t even remember because she’s never really done an actual movie…her real claim to fame is getting herpes from Paris Hilton via a Good Charlotte twin who imported her from Australia cuz she wanted to be Hollywood famous….I think she may have even […]
2012
28
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It is Memorial Day in the USA….where you pretend to support your troops by having drunken BBQs on a Monday…in some heightened state of patriotism….So that means no one will be on the site today….luckily no one is ever on the site….I just do this for myself….like talking to my reflection in the mirror…only less […]
2012
23
May
Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day
I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down… I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen […]
2012
22
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I have been calling random girls from my facebook who post their numbers saying “I’ve been looking at your facebook pics for months, you look great in a bikini, I figured we should make things more personal”…..not one has agreed to meet…in fact not one has stayed on the phone for more than 15 seconds…our […]
2012
22
May
Courtney Stodden’s Car Wash of the Day
Courtney Stodden is the busty implant clown who has no shame because she knows this faking being a teen to get her tacky, not even hot, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair noticed….is far easier than sucking dick in back alleys behind strip clubs, you know back where she met that barely famous dude who […]
2012
16
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Some dude with a hot as fuck bitch I was fucking with my eyes and pelvis…gyrating he air while licking my lips while I stared at her as I waited in line at the ATM pulled the best asshole move ever on me….he left his receipt in behind, knowing he had a 24,000 dollar ballance […]
2012
08
May
Lady Gaga’s Ass on Stage for Terry Richardson of the Day
A little known fact about me…when Lady Gaga, someone I find annoying, disgusting, a lie of a human, a try hard, trash that the public sucked up and made a fortune for as she scrambled to try to be different….is that I molested her ass once… I snuck into some afterparty for her and she […]
2012
07
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t think enough hot girls sext me on FACEBOOK …..and the ones who do…may have a penis…or are fat and socially awkward….or are an old man playing with my internet love like it was a sex toy or some RPG game that has no feelings, needs or wants….fuck you internet for the love you […]
2012
04
May
stepLINKS of the Day
RIP Adam Yauch – Shoulda been a Kardashian…. It was a Candice Swanepoel Day here today…and I liked it…if you didn’t – blame her father for being a cocksucker on TWITTER … I’m running a campaign to get 10,000 LIKES on FACEBOOK ….I don’t expect you to LIKE the page or actually LIKE the site […]