I don’t need to bore you with the awesome that is me….lets just say good things are happening right now…good things I had to leave to do this…because I am addicted….it is a sickness….like AIDS but less profitable….Magic Johnson. Here are the stepLINKS…. Christina Aguilera’s Tits Are Huge Again – VIDEO GO This British Slut […]
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2012
04
Apr
Sara Tommassi’s Amazing Flashing of the Day
Her name is Sara Tomassi and she is amazing. Why? Because she realizes she’s 31 and that if she ever wants anyone to know who the fuck she is, she’s gotta to flash the camera in an obviously obvious way, staged unoffensive pussy pics like she was Lohan, or Paris Hilton, letting us know she’s […]
2012
04
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I’m a fucking superhero and I have the bus loads of virgin, awkward, role playing game, Second Life, World of War Craft, living in their mom’s basement, unable to talk to girls cuz they are too busy popping their pimples and masturbating to the cutouts of various celebs in shitty sci/fi movies they are obsessed […]
2012
02
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Sucking titties is the new “high five” or “handshake” or “kisses on cheek” when you meet a girl for the first time, or when you see someone you haven’t seen in a long time, or when you are greeting someone you know…at least that’s what I’m trying to implement into society. All this to say […]
2012
30
Mar
Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day
I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently […]
2012
23
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been writing the site all week. I’ve been writing FACEBOOK STATUSES…..and TWITTER UPDATES….and now I need to fucking drink…I’ve stared at a computer too long for no real return or satisfaction…just punishment to my fucking soul….and all my groupie bitches have cock. I’ve failed myself and my loved ones…I’ve peaked in terms of internet […]
2012
22
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
The best thing about early summer is that every hot bitch in the city is out of hibernation and celebrating half naked, I’ve seen a couple dozen cameltoes, and my paranoia only allows me to leave the house for 5 minutes at a time unless totally wasted….so shit’s gonna breed some rapists for sure… Speaking […]
2012
19
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I was racial profiled. A busty hispanic chick pulled over and asked me for directions specifically, I guess cuz she thought we were bredren, when there was a perfectly capable white guy who happened to be yelling at a tree, in some crazy fucking episode and a black guy who looked like he was packing….but […]
2012
19
Mar
Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day
Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized […]
2012
12
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Life is Amazing. That’s all I gotta say about that. Here are the stepLINKS….. Paris Hilton is a Whore GO Die Antwoord Basically Told Lady Gaga to Fuck Off and Here’s the Story – VIDEO GO Live Web Cam Sluts, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Always Be a Bad Day GO Angry Garbage Man GO […]