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2012

30

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert Grabbing her Tit in New York Moves Magazine of the Day

I am pretty uninterested in Elisha Cuthbert. Maybe that’s cuz she’s from Montreal, the place where I live, that hasn’t given me a key to the city yet, even though I’m substantially more important than most of the locals, except maybe this bitch and Jessica Pare, who is the wife in Mad Men, who recently […]

2012

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been writing the site all week. I’ve been writing FACEBOOK STATUSES…..and TWITTER UPDATES….and now I need to fucking drink…I’ve stared at a computer too long for no real return or satisfaction…just punishment to my fucking soul….and all my groupie bitches have cock. I’ve failed myself and my loved ones…I’ve peaked in terms of internet […]

2012

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about early summer is that every hot bitch in the city is out of hibernation and celebrating half naked, I’ve seen a couple dozen cameltoes, and my paranoia only allows me to leave the house for 5 minutes at a time unless totally wasted….so shit’s gonna breed some rapists for sure… Speaking […]

2012

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was racial profiled. A busty hispanic chick pulled over and asked me for directions specifically, I guess cuz she thought we were bredren, when there was a perfectly capable white guy who happened to be yelling at a tree, in some crazy fucking episode and a black guy who looked like he was packing….but […]

2012

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized […]

2012

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is Amazing. That’s all I gotta say about that. Here are the stepLINKS….. Paris Hilton is a Whore GO Die Antwoord Basically Told Lady Gaga to Fuck Off and Here’s the Story – VIDEO GO Live Web Cam Sluts, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Always Be a Bad Day GO Angry Garbage Man GO […]

2012

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Anyone else still sad Internation Women’s Day is over? Or is it just me? Maybe I’m just emotional stable cuz an international woman once gave me herpes. Or maybe I just have a tought time moving onto the next international day….maybe I just like holding in my piss…when really sometimes you just need to let […]

2012

29

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing an 18 year old college girl in a tight shirt and leggings bending over and picking something up. My life is pathetic and I wouldn’t have it any other way…. Today’s FB Pick Up Like “Oh I’d love to disappoint you in bed”….I think I got a fat […]

2012

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s to sucking at life….. Here are a million stepLINKS….that no one clicks but should cuz they are great… Here’s to me living through the night….so that I can blog again tomorrow….about things I hate and find uninteresting but talk about cuz nothing in my life makes sense….it comes with being crazy. Here’s to women […]

2012

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said all I need to say for the day….so here’s some links to entertain you while I medicate and possibly die from this liver throbbing and cunt wife causing anxiety bullshit that only goes away when I drink…weird. Here are the stepLINKS….. Some LeeAnn Rimes Looking Bitch Spray Tan Erotica GO Mob Wives Big […]