I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically […]
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2012
21
Feb
Kim Kardashian Sloppy in a Bikini Posing Poolside of the Day
Kim Kardashian was in Miami and she wasn’t too shy about her chubby sloppy body to get in a bikini because I guess the paparazzi promised her they would photoshop her hot, you know erase a few dozen pounds, and showcase her big old fucking tits in ways that work well with her marketing of […]
2012
20
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
President’s Day is a great day to reflect on your life and try to figure out where you went wrong so that you never became president of the United States…I think I fucked up by being born in Mexico. Here are the stepLINKS… Lohan Looks Like a Washed Up Porn Clown…Thank God She’s Still Got […]
2012
15
Feb
Kim Kardashian Fat Tits in March 2012 Allure Covershoot of the Day
Here is Kim Kardashian for her MARCH 2012 ALLURE COVER SHOOT …..Fuck she’s the worst.. She talks like Paris Hilton…in a way that makes me want to punch her in her ethnic monster face…… What we learned about Kim Kardashian in this video….other than that she’s got big tits and manages to squeeze her dumpy […]
2012
15
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Valentines….or what I call the easiest day of the year to get laid in North America because girls who don’t have Valentines are feeling lonely, pathetic and useless…as they should…leading to great unprotected irresponsible emotionally driven sex! Here’s the best Valentine’s Day joke I’ve heard today on FACEBOOK : What’s 6 Inches and won’t […]
2012
14
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The above picture is a Valentine’s Day present from a reader…. This is the Valentine message I left my wife on a piece of toilet paper taped to a half eaten chocolate bar: You really make me feel like shit. Unloved. Unappreciated. Glad I fucked a hooker last night instead of using the money to […]
2012
13
Feb
stepLINKS of the DAy
I’ve been loving FACEBOOK lately….I think TWITTER fucking sucks and has lost any real hype it had…. Just today I wrote this on some CNN reporter’s wall: Don’t you have real news to report? You know some investigative journalism to uncover the corrupt world we live in. Giving a crackhead who died more than 5 […]
2012
13
Feb
KIm Kardashian’s Tits in the Hotel Whitney Died in Hours Earlier of the Day
If you’ve seen this clip of KIM KARDASHIAN SUCKING BLACK DICK TO BECOME THE FAMOUS TWAT SHE IS TODAY…thanks to her mother’s encouragement….her spoiled brat hunger for money and to be the center of attention….then you may know that the black dick she’s sucking was rumored to be fucking Whitney Houston leading me to think […]
2012
13
Feb
Some Grammy Bullshit Recap of the Day
I hate award shows….especially ones used as a jerk off fest for the 15 songs we hear non stop on the radio all fucking year to the point we want to rip out the throats of the cunts being thrown down our ears….but I got sucked into watching a few minutes of the shit…only to […]
2012
09
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
This girl’s got it all figured out with her nerd tits and so does this guy’s who is probably not actually a weather man but making jokes pretending to be one…. All leading to the conclusion that I need to drink more…. Here are the stepLINKS…. Tori Wilson See Through GO Nina Dobrev’s Got Some […]