You should be my friend on FACEBOOK because when I get drunk, I find myself humiliating myself there rather than here….because there is no one here to humor me…. I plan on drinking tonight….because that’s my plan everynight…it makes the obsessive thoughts go away….and helps me not regret stupid things I do…thanks to it being […]
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2011
28
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been trying to convince strange girls from the internet to let me meet them and fuck them up the ass…I even send hot pictures of bloody feces set against snow….like a christmas card you probably don’t want to get unless you’re me….and pretty sick…. So far it hasn’t worked…maybe I should work on my […]
2011
23
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want…. The Christmas Season […]
2011
07
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
The interesting thing about being a social outcast, removed from society and committed to a broken down computer screen, is the looks people give you when you are at a bar alone, or drunk alone, or at a movie alone, or shopping for lingerie alone, or looking up skirts alone…..because just cuz they distract themselves […]
2011
07
Dec
Courtney Stodden is Some Implant Trash on the Street of the Day
It makes me mad that these people are even noticed….That such an obviously annoying publicity stunt would get picked up by the media….they a clearly 30 year old stripper with implants is pretending to be 16….and people are talking about it like she hasn’t got a broken down face….But at the same time isn’t that […]
2011
01
Dec
Kate Hudson and Her Baby Daddy are Idiots of the DAy
I cannot stand spoiled richkids with celebrity moms who managed to leverage that into a career of their own that becomes critically and publically accepted when she should have just been another Paris Hilton…. Especially when they don’t treat their career or celebrity with any fucking resepct, and instead of graciously accepting the attention that […]
2011
30
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I think way more funny shit than I actually write…I’m confused, lazy and forgettful like that…just take my word for it…. The highlight of my day is when girls send me nude pics….or more interestingly people ask me for advice….weird advice like whether to fuck the black married chick in the office….or how to eliminate […]
2011
29
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I find the most irritating thing about being a drunk is the disconnect that happens when I think of something to post on twitter and forget by the time I log in…. I mean that and everything else that is horrible about about being drunk from being unhealthy, to being unsuccessful, miserable, and abusive…but for […]
2011
23
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Too much drinking….not cabable of putting a sentence together…was out collecting bottles with some crackhead who kept taking crack smoking breaks…because I am all for free entertainment…I should be a documentary film maker with the shit I see – but I’m gonna go pass out in my own vomit instead…If you’re lucky, I’ll choke. Courtney […]
2011
17
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
No, I don’t care that Ashton Kutcher and Demi are getting a divorce , that’s the kind of gossip for People Magazine…I’m far more into making my own gossip, like trying to get PR chicks to agree to take a bath with me in exchange for a post, getting girls to email me nude pics […]