When the weekend rolls around, I generally like to shut down the stolen computer I use and my cell phone, not because I am this exhausted maverick business man, who is on some schedule with my life coach to be less of a workaholic, or I’m some millionaire wife on some holistic attempt to remove […]

I am still masturbating to Princess Diana in her bathing suit for the Royal Wedding that everyone seems to be excited about, that no one I know actually cares about, so that I assume I am milking the Royal Wedding as hard as I can….literally…it’s ineffective, but it works for other people.. Here are some […]

I went out in public again today. I try my best to not do that. But unfortuntately it happens…and every time it does…despite the hard nipples, tight shirts, tight pants, athletic wear, hipster feminists and their bra-less missions, and all that other good stuff like pussy print in pants and everything else that would make […]

Obese woman who I assume thought she was Ashley graham, all hot and celebrated, was sitting at the bar rubbing up on some dude like it was their honeymoon and they were about to make a baby that would be delivered in the parking lot 9 months later….because they were that level of trash…. She […]

I am all about inclusivity. I believe we are all God’s people.. We are one race…the human race.. But when I see a tall skinny asian girl with ridiculously huge tits – I have no choice but to assume she’s tranny…Because despite inclusivity and us all being the same…Asians with DDs like Black women with […]

Some dudes are lucky enough to get Trophy Wives, you know the rich fucks with the hot instagram sluts, who are keen to be as hot as they can and on their best behavior because they don’t want to ruin a good thing….until they get too comfortable and richer guys come through.. I have a […]

“You can cum wherever you like” – there is no better word spoken by a Sex worker, one night stand, girlfriend, fuck friend or grocery store clerk / wall mart cashier / or Starbucks barista could ever say….it is not said nearly enough… It’s like the old traditional days, where men were allowed to cat […]

The shutting down of Backpages.com hasn’t affected my life because I don’t do that classy shit to get hookers, all high tech and modern…I am a traditionalist and I prefer the traditional street hooker way of sex work… Not that I think prostitution should be illegal, or an app that connects whores to johns should […]

You’re all a bunch of perverts…so go into the weekend your best pervert foot forward, which in your case would be your boner you are unable to control…so let it guide you, but if you’re on here, reading this site, I’ll assume you have a severe mental retardation, sexual dysfunction, a very small penis, that […]