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2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are…. It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with […]

2018

25

Oct

Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie has a muppet face, that’s not because she’s partially black, that’s more likely because she’s partially a Kardashian / Jenner and jacking herself up, like you jack yourself off, multiple times a day…you’re unemployed and it is a great stress reliever… She’s wearing the bike shorts, because bike shorts are in style, even […]

2018

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

We can’t really blame all these outspoken sluts for being sluts, or for being outspoken… Our perversions have given them the ability to make their money sitting at home getting half naked.. They don’t even need to leave their nest or comfort zone…and can get paid. No risk, or danger that strippers used to have […]

2018

28

Sep

Lady Gaga Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

Lady Gaga is unfortunately working as an actress now, and with that comes her promo tour, we just can’t get rid of this bitch….her music here to stain our fucking brains as it does…. I would say that the highlight of my career as a titty blogger happened in 2010, when I went to a […]

2018

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to discover that your mother and father were siblings…that daddy or mommy took advantage on the other – because the #metoo movement is a two way street and it could just as easily been creepy older sister molesting younger brother for the internal creampie as it was […]

2018

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with everyone being a whore on instagram for fame and attention is that it gives a huge responsibility to the consumer or viewer to figure out whether the girl is An actual whore…while they are all whores for the right rich guy who feeds into their needs and wants to get fame and […]

2018

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls who think they are on Instagram live, when they are actually in public, wearing their instagram outfit, heading to their instagram restaurant or Matcha spot to get an Instagram friendly drink, saying things like “This outfit is Ditzy Like my Personality”…on some Paris Hilton baby talk shit….walking around like they are influencers because they […]

2018

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fit in a Sports Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….that’s a catch phrase amongst the YOUTHS….they do hashtag #GOAT…. I realize Vanessa Hudges is hardly the greatest of all time…but she’s looking her best in this sports bra. I just try to hype her up in my mind because she was one of the first celebs that […]

2018

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my week so far has been when I was walking around, barely walking around, I saw a girl bending over while on a date with some dude having ice cream. He was sitting across the table from her, and was the one eating the ice cream, which was pretty fucking queer, as […]

2018

02

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….I mean…not really…but she was one of the first celebs from some Disney shit to have leaked nudes. I guess Paris Hilton and her Sidekick hack was the original first hack…but the straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing…but in an era when […]