The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers […]
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2016
07
Apr
Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day
If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, […]
2016
07
Apr
Hannah Davis for Some Magazine for My Birthday of the Day
Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy… What better […]
2016
05
Apr
Sophie Monk Topless Model of the Day
SOPHIE MONK was a big deal for a while, but not really, she was just always in the being talked about…because she had this hot bull dog jowel face with big lips, with huge tits on a skinny body.. She was straight from some Australian reality show, moved to the USA to make it in […]
2016
17
Mar
Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day
It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice […]
2016
04
Mar
Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day
Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought […]
2016
23
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Working on the internet has obviously made me an intolerable person in your store, or restaurant, or coffee shop, when I talk to people like I am tweeting or facebook messaging them, because now that I am in facebook jail I am forced to go to interract with humans….today I said “that looks like something […]
2016
04
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I like to tell girls that I am into talking filthy, like absolutely filthy, softly into a girls ear, until she can’t take it and grabs my hand and slides it over her pussy…so that i feel her dripping wet…and I start rubbing..as she rocks her hips against me…continuing to talk filthy as she soaks […]
2016
29
Jan
The Shannon Sisters are Fame Whoring of the Day
I don’t know if you remember the Playboy Shannon twins…they never really mattered… but for a minute people were excited about them…you know before they got fat and went black..right KARISSA SHANNON Karissa Shannon HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she […]
2015
29
Dec
Brittny Gastineau Old Washed Up Nipple Slip of the Day
It brings me great joy, thanks Christmas, that Brittny Gastineau looks like an old, washed up, dumpy pig of a girl in her bathing suit…. She is still strategically fame whoring, pulling her nipple out, trying to be like her friends, who probably aren’t her friends, but who she wanted so much to be, the […]