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2016

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am getting sued for 300 dollars from a panty supplier.. I would be the only person in the world getting sued over panties…for such a stupidly low amount of money….and the funny thing is that they are the ones trying to scam me. I didn’t even do anything wrong. I am not getting my […]

2016

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive […]

2016

28

Apr

Pam Anderson on Baywatch Set of the Day

Pam Anderson’s a monster who has booked a cameo or roll in the new Baywatch movie, probably because she was the main thing in the Baywatch TV show they are making a movie about,…it’s really her legacy… She wasn’t always a monster, she’s just old as fuck, washed up and has gone under enough Frankenstein […]

2016

18

Apr

Coachella Round-Up of the Day

The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers […]

2016

07

Apr

Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, […]

2016

07

Apr

Hannah Davis for Some Magazine for My Birthday of the Day

Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy… What better […]

2016

05

Apr

Sophie Monk Topless Model of the Day

SOPHIE MONK was a big deal for a while, but not really, she was just always in the being talked about…because she had this hot bull dog jowel face with big lips, with huge tits on a skinny body.. She was straight from some Australian reality show, moved to the USA to make it in […]

2016

17

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice […]

2016

04

Mar

Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought […]

2016

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Working on the internet has obviously made me an intolerable person in your store, or restaurant, or coffee shop, when I talk to people like I am tweeting or facebook messaging them, because now that I am in facebook jail I am forced to go to interract with humans….today I said “that looks like something […]