Women…check yourself for breast cancer…. Even though getting killed was the best thing Harambe ever did to himself, I mean the MEME must go on and on a daily basis I see Harambe related jokes, captions, t-shirts, merch, probably apps…No wait..that’s the Kardashians the other 300 pound monsters….who unfortunately didn’t kill themselves..but should…because it worked […]
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2016
29
Aug
Charlotte McKinney on the Beach of the Day
Charlotte McKinney is Malibu Barbie, where she calls the paparazzi to come take pics of her in bikinis to keep her name in the media, since she’s pretty much irrelevant….but relevant enough to use those big tits to get to some decision makers in Hollywood…or at least to get in their beds at their Malibu […]
2016
02
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I was on a walk last night, not to get healthy, but to get some cocaine from a friend….and I saw this really hot girl walk into a house…on my walk back I looked at the house she walked into and saw that the window on the ground floor was open…and I thought…”she’s lucky I’m […]
2016
13
Jul
Kate Hudson and Friends Bikini Party in Ibiza of the Day
Kate Hudson is in Ibiza like she was Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and all the other 40 year old once famous people who I guess want to connect with the ravers and club kids and cheesy party people from all over the world – or at least get access to their drugs in a beautiful […]
2016
08
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It is the weekend and like every weekend – you are not going to get laid….girls don’t like you – but that’s ok since you can angrily masturbate to them… I will spend my days working on Feminist political theory, trying to understand why the world cares more about when a MALE turns into a […]
2016
30
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s a long weekend in Canada, so no one is working tomorrow, which means that tonight is the night I creep the streets like the creep that I am and offer to lick maple syrup off unsuspecting women in short shorts, really short shorts, such short shorts I feel like they are inviting me to […]
2016
21
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Said no one ever – is so common it should be Said Everyone Ever…because Shut the fuck with your proving that you’re all a bunch of drones Apparently, I was mentioned Howard Stern show today – with some of my homies, why did only one person tell me? Why don’t people care about me? Why […]
2016
20
Jun
Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day
There was an event in Toronto, or as Drake has branded it “THE SIX”, which as far as Canada is concerned is an amazing city that I would live in if I wasn’t so lazy. The girls are hot, the city is bustling, the dive bars populated by sluts and they have a yearly father’s […]
2016
16
May
Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day
I know that Kendall Jenner is rich, I know that she’s just the next generation of “It-Girl” who may or may not do anything substantial, but “It-Girls” have rarely done anything substantial, they are just eaten up and adorned by the media, and the public…controversial because people hate on them…yet not controversial enough to not […]
2016
06
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s mother’s day.. Perfect opportunity to fuck girls who are lonely and wish they were moms – especially those who don’t have moms because they feel so alone and vulnerable – great opportunity to have unprotected sex with them… I spent my day trying to cum in a girl because my wife was out for […]