I was exposed to a cunt with a jacked up face, she’s had her lips so fucking filled they looked like they were going to explode..and she was walking around the bar like she was a Paris Hilton….just giving everyone attitude like she owned the place..and she wasn’t even hot…I got caught behind her at […]
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2017
08
Feb
Tommy Hilfiger Made a Gigi Barbie of the Day
The 90s is on an aggressive comeback and the brands that were big in the 90s are fucking pumped about it – because they can lazily pull up old artwork, repurpose it, put it on some trendy, influencer, it girl, rich girl like GIGI Hadid…and collaborate with Barbie makers Mattel…to create a doll in her […]
2017
25
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
People get so mad when you say everyone is gay these days – cuz of hormones in the food, selfies, and porn. It’s like they can’t accept that people choose to put dicks in their asses and like it… They think it’s a porn that way…when really it’s a “hey I life fucking mouths and […]
2017
17
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The pick up lines I’ve been working on – need some work…maybe some input as to which one I should go with… The first one is: I am gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk (pause while staring into her eyes) because in going to use a knife…. The second one […]
2017
11
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The most romantic thing I do, is send girls I have sex with sympathy flowers from the funeral home – because I feel we should mourn their dignity…since clearly it died…. Not that girls have sex with me – but they have….apparently…I’m usually too drunk to remember it… But girls do a whine to me, […]
2017
03
Jan
Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini of the Day
Elisha Cuthbert, Montreal home grown hottie who has turned her back on her hometown – because she’s gone off and become famous….I’ve only seen her in the city once, she was with a Hockey player…and was a brat acting like you’d expect a famous bitch to do it…. I don’t think you can consider her […]
2016
28
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the […]
2016
08
Dec
Lady Gaga’s Post Traumatic Stress Disorder of the Day
In 2009 maybe it was 2010, Lady Gaga was in Canada for an event. She was in the VIP booth at some after party with Perez Hilton – surrounded by security…not wearing pants…and I moved into their booth area, I was fucking wasted and I ended up reaching around her security…and violating her ass…grabbing it, […]
2016
21
Nov
Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day
Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside […]
2016
17
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever… Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new […]