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2016

08

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Post Traumatic Stress Disorder of the Day

In 2009 maybe it was 2010, Lady Gaga was in Canada for an event. She was in the VIP booth at some after party with Perez Hilton – surrounded by security…not wearing pants…and I moved into their booth area, I was fucking wasted and I ended up reaching around her security…and violating her ass…grabbing it, […]

2016

21

Nov

Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day

Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside […]

2016

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever… Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new […]

2016

15

Nov

Scout Willis Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Scout Willis is one of the three failed abortions between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore…back an era when they were huge stars, very rich, and breeding was apparently something they wanted to do…. They raised the girls in Montana, to be as far removed from Hollywood as possible, while always having a home in Hollywood, […]

2016

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Lesbians are always so angry – and they get really mad when you make reference to them being angry due to not getting enough cock…they find it misogynistic because it assumes that I think cock makes the world a better place, or that I think cock makes the world go round, when really I just […]

2016

17

Oct

Pam Anderson and Her Sensual Revolution of the Day

Pam Anderson was on some ethnic but English speaking talk show….she’s touring her “down with porn” angle that I guess came from her porn star ex husband Rick Solomon – famous from the Paris Hilton tapes jerking off to girls who aren’t Pam Anderson… It’s nice that Pam Anderson recognizes that she’s a porn chick, […]

2016

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I find it interesting that the internet has turned the world into a bunch of social activist liars, who have a public act…or facade like the celebrities of our past in an interview…but behind the surface is a vapid little cunt… So when girls aren’t complaining about getting raped or sexually assaulted because of drunk […]

2016

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving, because our Harvest is sooner than yours, but that doesn’t mean I won’t spend at least 15 minutes posting pics of famous slits and slots, holes and sluts, doing uninteresting things and reporting it as news..because that’s my life work. I did watch the presidential debate where Donald Trump clearly destroyed, […]

2016

03

Oct

Sofia Richie See Through Titty Shirt of the Day

Sofia Richie is an 18 year old – actual daughter of Lionel Richie, unlike her entitled, spoiled and annoying cunt sister the world probably forgets, because she really didn’t matter much, she was more just a Paris Hilton groupie, Nicole Richie….is actually Lionel Richie’s kid…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not equally entitled, spoiled, and […]

2016

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know people hate when I talk about tinder, because they never comment on what I have to say, which is definitely because they hate when I talk about tinder, and in no way because they aren’t reading anything I write….like I am an authority on anything….or like I deserve to be paid attention to […]