I am not racist, I just hate black people. I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it […]

I am not racist, I just hate black people. I was going to leave my post at that, a one-liner so all you fucking retards would actually read what I wrote. It would have been a first and people probably would have laughed which is another first but here I am about to ruin it […]

Nicky Hilton looks like she’s been eating Paris’ weight in ribs and potato salad at the Hilton family BBQ. Maybe she’s depressed that she’s the “OTHER” sister and emotionally eating her way to the top of daddy’s list of favorites. But I have a theory that she’s a spare sister. They fatten her up in […]

There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or […]

There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or […]

I remember a time when I was dating a hooker of a woman, years ago. I used to see her a couple times a month, if that. It was definitely not an exclusive thing for either of us, but mainly her, because her job was pretty much to fuck men for money. She was a […]

Paris Hilton’s got all kinds of money. She was the kind of kid who ran around in a diamond encrusted ballet slippers because she had to be the most exclusive girl in her dance recital. She also had an award winning horse when all the other rich slags she rolled up with had the low […]

There was once a time when Paris Hilton wasn’t everywhere I looked. It was a time before the sex tape and before she knew how to market her useless self. I have had discussions with people about Paris Hilton’s business sense, because I don’t have much of a personality and I am not a major […]

This is what Paris Hilton looks like leaving the gym. As a fat man, I have no idea what happens inside a gym, or what is considered to be stylish gym apparel. I find the tri-color leopard print as classy as Brooke Hogan. But what the fuck do I know. I remember in elementary school, […]

Paris has a music career that I forgot about. I guess every good drag queen knows how to rock the mic as well as the cock. We have yet to see Paris’ skills as a singer but judging from these pics, it’s going to be hysterical. I guess you gotta respect the girl for going […]