When you don’t have a job and you do have and endless supply of money from your grandfather’s success, you go to Cannes during the Film Fest with Brandon Davis, your friend who is also living off Grandpa’s black gold cash, because that’s the place to be. I am not about to dis privileged kids, […]
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2006
23
May
I am- Paris Hilton's Camel Toe in France
When you don’t have a job and you do have and endless supply of money from your grandfather’s success, you go to Cannes during the Film Fest with Brandon Davis, your friend who is also living off Grandpa’s black gold cash, because that’s the place to be. I am not about to dis privileged kids, […]
2006
12
May
I am – Paris is Happier than Nicky Hilton of the Day
I’ve seen a lot of pics of Paris. I have also seen her movie over and over and over and over again, not because I like her, but because she’s a bad fuck and I found comfort knowing that someone who seemingly has everything in life, from nice cars to nice houses, rich lovers to […]
2006
30
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton in Miami
I want to point out that I don’t judge Paris for having Herpes. I read a long time ago that it was finally out in the open and I decided that when she officially came out with her STD, I would stop rippin’ into her dried up diseased cooch. The reason being that it is […]
2006
22
Feb
Paris Hilton’s Underwear Pic of the Day
Paris is showing her panties. She wears panties to keep her uterus from falling out. Like a person wears a sling when they dislocate their shoulders. Paris has a dislocated uterus and I would have no problem trying to mend it with my tongue, cuz I am like coke heads, I don’t think of the […]
2006
22
Feb
Paris Hilton's Underwear Pic of the Day
Paris is showing her panties. She wears panties to keep her uterus from falling out. Like a person wears a sling when they dislocate their shoulders. Paris has a dislocated uterus and I would have no problem trying to mend it with my tongue, cuz I am like coke heads, I don’t think of the […]
2006
21
Feb
Paris Hilton’s Ass
Paris Hilton still has an ass, not a very good one, but one to poop with. That means the infection wasn’t bad enough to get the doctor’s to sew that shit up, strap bitch up with a colostomy bag, and send her on her way. It does however mean that she will continue to rock […]
2006
21
Feb
Paris Hilton's Ass
Paris Hilton still has an ass, not a very good one, but one to poop with. That means the infection wasn’t bad enough to get the doctor’s to sew that shit up, strap bitch up with a colostomy bag, and send her on her way. It does however mean that she will continue to rock […]
2006
08
Feb
Paris Hilton Goes Home To Poon
I guess the problem with being in the public eye is that you have no privacy. That’s what all these fucking celebrities complain about, but they don’t realize that they have created this world for themselves by accepting lots of money from all kinds of people. I just sold a post on my site for […]
2006
06
Feb
Paris Hilton Nipple Slip at Ultimate Fighting Championships
I am drunk and Paris Hilton showed her nipple at the UFC. I hate UFC, because watching people beat each other down hard disgusts me. It’s not because I am a pussy, it’s cuz violence is for retarded people and I don’t hate retards, my first girlfriend was actually a retard. We used to take […]