I am drunk and Paris Hilton showed her nipple at the UFC. I hate UFC, because watching people beat each other down hard disgusts me. It’s not because I am a pussy, it’s cuz violence is for retarded people and I don’t hate retards, my first girlfriend was actually a retard. We used to take […]
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2006
16
Jan
Kathy Hilton’s Tit
Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you have class, that’s the rumor on the street. The problem with having all the money in the world causes severe boredom issues. Boredom that only susides in the form of drug and alcohol abuse, premiscuous sex, prescription pills and wearing clothes that are designed for your fat tits. […]
2006
16
Jan
Kathy Hilton's Tit
Just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you have class, that’s the rumor on the street. The problem with having all the money in the world causes severe boredom issues. Boredom that only susides in the form of drug and alcohol abuse, premiscuous sex, prescription pills and wearing clothes that are designed for your fat tits. […]
2005
01
Dec
I am – The Hiltons
They have disowned Paris for being a whore. The mother’s a shop-a-holic, trying r to deal with the loss of her daughter, Nicki’s happy she gets all the attention, so happy that she rocks “Fuck You” boots we know are directed at Paris, and Conrad is guilt ridden for getting a boner watching Paris suck […]
2005
19
Oct
I am – Paris Hilton Naked on a Boat
I don’t know if this is real. I am hung over and don’t feel like commenting. I know that I have never seen this pic before and I also know nothing about photoshop, if I did, maybe this site would be a little hotter. Either way, this is a potential naked Paris on a boat, […]
2005
17
Oct
I am – Paris Hilton is Hip Hop
The good thing about being a public idiot is that you can go out in public and act a fool and no one really realizes. The problem with being a public idiot is that when you go out and act a fool, sometimes it’s good to be informed about your insanity. Sometimes when you have […]
2005
26
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton’s Fat Manager
I assume you all know what a fat manager is, considering they are always the girls you end up with. I know I am giving you way too much credit by thinking you do actually get pussy, so let me rephrase that, a fat manager is the girl you would end up with if you […]
2005
26
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton's Fat Manager
I assume you all know what a fat manager is, considering they are always the girls you end up with. I know I am giving you way too much credit by thinking you do actually get pussy, so let me rephrase that, a fat manager is the girl you would end up with if you […]
2005
16
Jun
I am – Paris Hilton’s Titty Sweat
No matter how much money you have, you can’t supress bodily functions. This bitch is sweating like a motherfucker and it’s not cuz she’s obese, it’s probably cuz she’s jacked up on diet pills or some shit, that’s all the rage in California and Paris has a few pounds to loose, that fat slut. I […]
2005
16
Jun
I am – Paris Hilton's Titty Sweat
No matter how much money you have, you can’t supress bodily functions. This bitch is sweating like a motherfucker and it’s not cuz she’s obese, it’s probably cuz she’s jacked up on diet pills or some shit, that’s all the rage in California and Paris has a few pounds to loose, that fat slut. I […]