Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a […]

We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

We all know Paris Hilton> is a pretty loose bird. She loves herself and she loves seeing herself naked. She not only flasher her cooter every chance she gets but she also lets old drug addicts videotape them doing it – unprotected yo. Someone hacked her Verizon account and these are the pictures that were […]

Cameltoe….It happens to the best of us, it has probably even happened to your mother and your grandmother. How does that make you feel? I hope you don’t get off to those kinds of thoughts, cuz that would make me feel uncomfortable taking part in your twisted little fantasies…..Paris Hilton, a girl with a vagina […]

Sometimes we have to give the other sister some love. We know she isn’t as famous, she doesn’t get as many gigs and Paris thinks she is bringing her down, but she is still a socialite, has a trust fund bigger than my dick, and wears clothes that are see through. The closest thing to […]

Paris Hilton likes boys, we already knew that from the sex video. Unfortunately, her weak performance in the bedroom would make the average man think she might be lesbian, but the penis in her mouth made us think otherwise. Paris said that Nicole is one of her few close girlfriends. Paris says that girls tend […]

Paris Hilton makes me laugh, she makes a sex tape, releases the sex tape, launches her career and public image with the sex tape, then gets busted trying to steal the sex tape. I once made a sex tape, I put it on the internet, but I never got famous for it. Why do people […]

Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know […]

Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know […]