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2005

23

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton’s Camel Toe

We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

2005

23

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton's Camel Toe

We have all see her get fucked. We have all seen her tits. We all know she’s been knocked up from the phone hack. We know that Rick paid her for the DVD, we know way too much about Paris than we should. Here is a picture from the new Rolling Stone. Notice, her cameltoe.

2005

20

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Notebook Hack

We all know Paris Hilton> is a pretty loose bird. She loves herself and she loves seeing herself naked. She not only flasher her cooter every chance she gets but she also lets old drug addicts videotape them doing it – unprotected yo. Someone hacked her Verizon account and these are the pictures that were […]

2005

14

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Cameltoe

Cameltoe….It happens to the best of us, it has probably even happened to your mother and your grandmother. How does that make you feel? I hope you don’t get off to those kinds of thoughts, cuz that would make me feel uncomfortable taking part in your twisted little fantasies…..Paris Hilton, a girl with a vagina […]

2005

10

Feb

I am – Nicky Hilton See-Through Shirt

Sometimes we have to give the other sister some love. We know she isn’t as famous, she doesn’t get as many gigs and Paris thinks she is bringing her down, but she is still a socialite, has a trust fund bigger than my dick, and wears clothes that are see through. The closest thing to […]

2005

02

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Cameltoe

Paris Hilton likes boys, we already knew that from the sex video. Unfortunately, her weak performance in the bedroom would make the average man think she might be lesbian, but the penis in her mouth made us think otherwise. Paris said that Nicole is one of her few close girlfriends. Paris says that girls tend […]

2005

25

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Video Thief and Love Letters

Paris Hilton makes me laugh, she makes a sex tape, releases the sex tape, launches her career and public image with the sex tape, then gets busted trying to steal the sex tape. I once made a sex tape, I put it on the internet, but I never got famous for it. Why do people […]

2005

24

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton’s Failed Perfume

Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know […]

2005

24

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton's Failed Perfume

Well, in what is surely no shocker, Paris Hilton’s eponymously named perfume didn’t fair too well over the Christmas season. In fact, she was handily beaten by none other than Britney Spears. This is a little odd, though, since Paris has been getting a little bit better looking, and more presentable, while we all know […]

2005

08

Jan

I am – New Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Rumour has it Rick has a second video of paris, this is a follow up to “1 Night in Paris” PARIS Hilton was last night braced for the release of a SECOND video of her sex romps. Sleazy ex-lover Rick Salomon plans a sequel to the tape that made him millons. The gambling tycoon, 33, […]