Hilton sisters on the beach, just so everyone knows I was working the assembly line, closing the lids on jars. I am very bitter. I haven’t seen the ocean in 20 years, and here these rich girls are mocking us. I would so love to knock one of them up! PALIMONY for life motherfucker. I […]

Taking after her sister, Nicky decides it’s time to show the world that she doesn’t need to respect the hem-line of her outfits. She’s all like “paris shows the world her snatch in a movie that made her famous, and then follows up with countless panty shots/nip slips, well it’s my turn now!!” So she […]

Paris was born with a penis. We know this because of her huge feet and small breasts. She has joined a support group for trannies. This support group helps her deal with her life post op, and gives her the opportunity to help people who aren’t as advanced in the sex change as she is.. […]

I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling…. I am mexican – we don’t have big feet Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’ I should stop now… Check out a bunch of Paris pics, […]

I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling…. I am mexican – we don’t have big feet Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’ I should stop now… Check out a bunch of Paris pics, […]

The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money! She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe. Her feet are large and in charge, much like my […]

The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money! She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe. Her feet are large and in charge, much like my […]

I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful. Here

I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful. Here

I know Paris isn’t a Jewish Slut, and my lawyer advised me to stick with the Jewish Sluts content, if I really want to get us up in the google rankings of Jewish Sluts but I came across this instruction guide on how to talk to your kids about the Paris Hilton sex tape. I […]