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2005

08

Jan

I am – New Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Rumour has it Rick has a second video of paris, this is a follow up to “1 Night in Paris” PARIS Hilton was last night braced for the release of a SECOND video of her sex romps. Sleazy ex-lover Rick Salomon plans a sequel to the tape that made him millons. The gambling tycoon, 33, […]

2005

08

Jan

I am – Hilton Sisters in Bikinis

Hilton sisters on the beach, just so everyone knows I was working the assembly line, closing the lids on jars. I am very bitter. I haven’t seen the ocean in 20 years, and here these rich girls are mocking us. I would so love to knock one of them up! PALIMONY for life motherfucker. I […]

2005

04

Jan

I am – Nicky Hilton Upskirt

Taking after her sister, Nicky decides it’s time to show the world that she doesn’t need to respect the hem-line of her outfits. She’s all like “paris shows the world her snatch in a movie that made her famous, and then follows up with countless panty shots/nip slips, well it’s my turn now!!” So she […]

2004

31

Dec

I am – Tranny Hilton

Paris was born with a penis. We know this because of her huge feet and small breasts. She has joined a support group for trannies. This support group helps her deal with her life post op, and gives her the opportunity to help people who aren’t as advanced in the sex change as she is.. […]

2004

27

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Photographer

I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling…. I am mexican – we don’t have big feet Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’ I should stop now… Check out a bunch of Paris pics, […]

2004

27

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton's Photographer

I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling…. I am mexican – we don’t have big feet Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’ I should stop now… Check out a bunch of Paris pics, […]

2004

27

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Feet

The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money! She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe. Her feet are large and in charge, much like my […]

2004

27

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton's Feet

The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money! She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe. Her feet are large and in charge, much like my […]

2004

24

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend

I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful. Here

2004

24

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton's Boyfriend

I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful. Here