It’s the fourth of July Celebrate your country while you’ve still got a country… Shoot off fireworks….drink beer….eat hot dogs and stare at tits in a bikini…. The way your founding fathers intended things to go…you white trash degenerate fucks… TO INDEPENDENCE and FREEDOM we’ll probably never actually have unless we go off grid… Don’t […]

It’s the weekend. What are you doing with your life? Get a stripper or hooker, cocaine and gambling addiction instead of an internet addiction. It’s more fun. Here are some stepLINKS…. Livvy Dunne in a Music Video! LICK HERE Charlotte Mckinney The Florida Girl! LICK HERE Maddie Ziegler’s Panty Flash! LICK HERE Start the Conversation […]

I see all these unfunny stand-up comedians making millions of dollars, buying ferraris with their comedy money, or their podcast money and I’ve decided that I have been unfunny for 2 years on this website, I can easily be unfunny in a podcast or on stage humiliating myself, but not actually humiliating myself, because when […]

It’s stepLINKS time…. Which is almost as good of a time as offering a cigarette to a pregnant woman, only to tell her “I just thought you were fat” when she gets mad at you for suggesting a pregnant woman smokes, like smoking really hurts the fucking baby, if anything it just makes them cooler […]

In a world filled with lesbian couples at the grocery store, so many lesbian couples at the grocery store, holding hands, kissing all romantic-like while doing lesbian things like buying ingredients for their vegan means…but not doing lesbian things like eating each other’s asses while knitting and playing with their cats…you’d think it’d be a […]

If you’re not too busy watching Drake playing with his dick on his Private Jet because you’re such a fan and love seeing overly rich people who love themselves as much as they love their dicks, which likely leads to their success…. I was unlucky enough to be sent a Drake leaked masturbating on the […]

It may not be the most wonderful time of year, that was last month and it really wasn’t all that wonderful, not because I’m a depressive freak, unless I am a depressive freak who isn’t aware of his depressive freakiness…. But it’s the most wonderful time of day, when you can let your imaginations go […]