I love seeing unnecessary fame come to an end. X17 will win because he made all his money off their content. There is no argument that he is a talentless hack and it’s nice that he is finally going down and not in a good way. I never wish bad upon people, but Perez isn’t […]

Some downloaded girl I know always gives me her third year University psychology assessment. Today she told me that she thinks I am losing it, because I have been getting hate mail the last couple of days from the university she goes to and she’s the only person I know who goes to University. I […]

I guess the good news for some of you is that if Paris Hilton doesn’t die of AIDS, she will die of brain cancer. Bitch is always on her fucking phone and the sad thing is that it is never with me. We had a text message relationship for about a week that ended 2 […]

The thing you gotta love about Paris, is that bitch has no shame. Where most of us have little voices in our heads telling us that dressing like a character in a Disney movie is probably not the best idea, Paris just gives ‘er. So here she is in some club lookin like a fool, […]

Perez Hilton and all the other gay celebrity bloggers are much more successful than me. So I decided to take this site up a notch and get myself a gay writer. But since I am funny, I decided to upstage those scared, hiding behind their computer, haunted by memories of having no friends in highschool […]

Multi-tasking Paris Hilton isn’t only a drunk driver, charity event attendee, reality TV star, porn star, recording artist, perfumerie, night club, chain of boutique hotels, but also a model for her scary tranny friend Amanda Lepore. Speaking of whores. I was coming home late last night and some girl in a BMW was walking into […]

In I hate Paris News, Bitch gets what she deserves. She was finally arrested for a DUI last night and that makes me laugh because she probably always drives drunk and deserves to be taken down a notch. The rest of us would not get away with the shit she does and that makes me […]

I figured that since I have been posting links to some cocksucker’s site in my last 2 link dumps, it was time to give her a post of her own. The reason I call her fat is because she is fat. I know a lot of you get mad at me when I call girls […]

I figured that since I have been posting links to some cocksucker’s site in my last 2 link dumps, it was time to give her a post of her own. The reason I call her fat is because she is fat. I know a lot of you get mad at me when I call girls […]

I had a lot of random dreams last night, I normally don’t have dreams and if I do, I never talk about them because listening to someone go into details about their dreams is probably one of the most annoying things a person can do. It takes a real self-absorbed cunt to think people actually […]