I missed out on the greatest day in Montreal History this weekend, while I was in the gutter drunk because it is my birthday, Paris Hilton was doing some launch for her new shoe collection and partying at some club. I guess she forgot to call me to let me know she’d be around but […]
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2008
31
Mar
Paris Hilton Falls on her Face of the Day
I wasn’t going to post today and write April’s Fool tomorrow because I figured it was a good excuse to be lazy, but since my life is pretty lazy I didn’t know that April Fool’s is tomorrow so I have to wait a full day to fool all you fuckers and now that I’ve ruined […]
2008
28
Mar
Sophie Monk is Banging Paris’ Hilton’s Boyfriend of the Day
It was reported that these are pictures of Sophie Monk and Paris Hilton’s boyfriend pizza boy she found on the streets of New York a few months ago and decided to take under her labia and turn into some kind of male model, at least that’s the line she used to get him in her […]
2008
27
Mar
Paris Hilton Offends Turkey of the Day
You would think that Paris Hilton would offend a country just by entering it, but it turns out that she has the capacity to go even further by taking their traditions and giving them herpes by posing in her stupid way that someone mistakenly told her was cute and she hasn’t stopped doing since. It’s […]
2008
10
Mar
Paris Hilton’s Tits Rock Out With Good Charlotte Sister of the Day
Paris made another appearance with the Good Charlotte sister, only this time it was in Vegas at a club because hosting events is pretty much the extent of Paris Hilton’s contribution to the world. She is wearing some kind of miracle bra that would piss you off if you ever met a girl in a […]
2008
07
Mar
Paris Hilton and Her Useless Cleavage of the Day
We all know that Paris Hilton contributes nothing to the world, not in the music or film world and not even in the porn world. The only reason her DVD did so well was because she was not the average porn star and it was a bitch we saw in the media being seen the […]
2008
04
Mar
Nicky Hilton’s Got Skinny Fuckin’ Legs of the Day
I know that I linked these pictures last night, but since no one clicks on my links, I figured I’d throw them up here because they confuse me. Nicky Hilton’s legs look like they are from Ethiopia and haven’t eaten much more than a couple of malaria ridden flies in the last 6 months or […]
2008
26
Feb
Paris Hilton is Dating Nicole Richie’s Boyfriends Brother of the Day
The big news of the day that no one cares about is that Paris Hilton is fucking Benji Madden. He is one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters, the only twin sisters you don’t want to see fuckin’ each other because they actually have penises but are still gayer than fucking gay. I can assume […]
2008
25
Feb
Paris Hilton is On Someone’s Facebook of the Day
You know Paris Hilton is a huge star when I find pictures of her dancing at a club and hugging up on some chick like they are best fucking friends for life on Facebook. She’s like one of those accessible celebrities who hangs out with anyone who isn’t famous around her because they are the […]
2008
18
Feb
Paris Hilton Does the Pussycat Dolls for Her Birthday of the Day
I have always found Paris Hilton offensive, I think it started when I saw how bad of a fuck she was in her shitty video and continued in pretty much everything she did, including this stunt at her birthday party this past weekend where she performed with the Pussycat Doll like she’s someone we want […]