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2008

06

Feb

Christine Lakin from Paris Hilton’s Movie Does FHM of the Day

This is the girl who was on the show Step by Step that I used to jerk off to because TGIF was my porn before the internet and Step by Step was one of my favorites but that’s just because I have a thing for extended families, you know with being a stepfather and all. […]

2008

31

Jan

Paris Hilton Owns Christine Lakin of the Day

These are pictures of Paris Hilton hanging out with Christine Lakin dressed in character from Paris Hilton’s new movie she produced called “The Hottie and the Nottie” and I can only assume that since it is a Paris Hilton production, Paris is the Hottie and this Lakin chick is the Nottie and this is her […]

2008

15

Jan

Paris Hilton the Drunken MC on the Mic at LAX of the Day

Here is a video I heard about yesterday from LAX Sundays in Hollywood for the Banana Split party featuring DJ “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” AM and Aoki where Paris Hilton shows us what money does to a girl who could have been high society, sipping tea with royalty, playing tennis with other blue blooded people […]

2008

08

Jan

Paris Hilton Drunken Vagina Exclusive of the Day

Some sleazy motherfucker from LA went to LAX this past Sunday and saw that Paris Hilton was there. He snapped off some shots of her being the drunken cokewhore that she is and sent them to me. I thought these were just the boring standard Paris being Paris pictures that we’ve all seen a bunch […]

2007

31

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton Practices for New Years Eve of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton at Pure in Las Vegas last night practicing for tonight because it’s New Years Eve motherfucker, and she’s getting paid 1,000,000 dollars or some stupid amount of money to host a party with her sister according to some gossip magazine I read in line at the pharmacy because […]

2007

27

Dec

Nicky Hilton in Another Bikini in Maui of the Day

So here is another set of pictures of Nicky Hilton on her Christmas vacation in Hawaii, wearing a bikini. I guess the family has gone there to deal with the pain of the possible loss of inheritance from their grandpa. According to TMZ, Barron Hilton announced Wednesday that he would be giving 97 percent of […]

2007

26

Dec

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Bikini Pictures from Maui of the Day

I am guessing that the Hiltons went to Maui to celebrate Christmas because the family needed to get away from their lives that are already fuckin’ vacations because their cokehead loser rich kid father sued the grandfather’s Hilton Hotel estate because he was written out of the will because he was some cokehead rich kid […]

2007

19

Dec

I am – Paris Hilton’s Coke Slut Cleavage of the Day

I have an inside source who was involved in booking Paris Hilton to host various parties around the world and they say she’s a coke fiend. Everyone rags on Lohan because shit was a little more out in the open, but my source told me that when Paris hosts these gigs she demands an 8-ball […]

2007

27

Nov

I am – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Have Lunch Together of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris, Nicole and Paris’ sister no one cares about out for lunch together like this was 4 years ago. There was a time when these girls felt like they were on top of the world. They had their TV show and everyone was making a big deal about them. Now […]

2007

26

Nov

I am – Perez Hilton is the Number 1 Celebrity Site of the Day

I think we can all agree that Perez is a loser, but it blows me the fuck away that this dude is making so much money off the internet and has little girls everywhere checking his site consistantly 100 times a day to see pictures of celebs with cumshots on them and his lazy banter […]