Yesterday, while I was on my 2 hour layover in Chicago, I sat at a “Beach” bar getting drunk. I was surrounded by other folks who found it perfectly acceptable to get wasted at 4pm in an airport. This consisted of hefty middle-aged men in khakis, a crew of fratboys, a lone tie-dye hippy, and […]
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2007
01
Aug
I am – Paris Hilton's Almost Upskirt of the Day
Yesterday, while I was on my 2 hour layover in Chicago, I sat at a “Beach” bar getting drunk. I was surrounded by other folks who found it perfectly acceptable to get wasted at 4pm in an airport. This consisted of hefty middle-aged men in khakis, a crew of fratboys, a lone tie-dye hippy, and […]
2007
16
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton’s Post Prison Nip Slip of the Day
I’d like to write something hilarious about this and then veer off into some sort of story that seems unrelated at the start, but brings everything together in the end, but my wireless is fucking up again, and it just took me half an hour to load 3 photos and frankly, I’m pissed off. So […]
2007
16
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton's Post Prison Nip Slip of the Day
I’d like to write something hilarious about this and then veer off into some sort of story that seems unrelated at the start, but brings everything together in the end, but my wireless is fucking up again, and it just took me half an hour to load 3 photos and frankly, I’m pissed off. So […]
2007
12
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton is Full of Herself of the Day
I honestly don’t have much to write about this, but what I do have to say is I was talking about Warhol earlier today HERE and the whole “Everyone Will Be Famous for 15 Minutesâ€? thing, and here comes Paris Hilton wearing a Warhol-style shirt with her own face on it. Yes, I am a […]
2007
09
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton’s Retarded Cleavage of the Day
Paris Hilton has been out of Jail for about a week or something and has already spent time on the beach in Hawaii, she’s gone shopping and she’s been going to acting classes and obviously trying to launch some sort of worthy career we can all laugh at her about. She held off on partying […]
2007
09
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton's Retarded Cleavage of the Day
Paris Hilton has been out of Jail for about a week or something and has already spent time on the beach in Hawaii, she’s gone shopping and she’s been going to acting classes and obviously trying to launch some sort of worthy career we can all laugh at her about. She held off on partying […]
2007
02
Jul
I am – More of Paris Hilton in a Bathing Suit in Maui of the Day
I came across these pictures of Paris in a bathing suit in Maui and figured I should post them since celebrity in bikinis is 90 percent of what I do. I don’t consider Paris to be a real celebrity, I don’t think she’s got anything interesting going on, I don’t really understand the reason everyone […]
2007
02
Jul
I am – Paris Hilton Bikini in Hawaii Pictures of the Day
I ended up drunk at a house party at 5 am the other night where some doctor was feeding me gin until I couldn’t walk and I don’t remember much of the night, but I do remember talking to this one dude about how I had Stavros’ number and he was really interested in giving […]
2007
02
Jul
I am – Natalie Reid the Paris Hilton Impersonator’s Tits of the Day
This is some creepy fucking shit. Paris Hilton has some crazy look-alike who is now attending events and making a name for herself as the bitch who looks like Paris Hilton. Her name is Natalie Reid and the whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, even though she’s showin’ off a little tit. This girl wakes […]