I think we can all agree that Perez is a loser, but it blows me the fuck away that this dude is making so much money off the internet and has little girls everywhere checking his site consistantly 100 times a day to see pictures of celebs with cumshots on them and his lazy banter […]
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2007
16
Nov
I am – Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Party Together of the Day
I can’t figure out what’s worse, partying with Paris Hilton or partying with Paris Hilton and taking a backseat to her when the paparazzi hits, because they have more interest in her than you, when you’re the one who is supposed to be a movie star and she’s just a tranny lookin’ rich kid with […]
2007
02
Nov
I am – Paris Hilton Getting Mad at a Sex Shop for Having her Posters Up of the Day
This story hit at some point last week. Paris was at some sex shop in Toronto and she demanded they take down her posters because they are disgusting and threatened to call the cops and her lawyer. You know what’s disgusting? The fact that you let that loser videotape your bad sex, only to sell […]
2007
01
Nov
I am – Paris Hilton Dresses Like Herself for Halloween of the Day
I was going to say that these are some pictures of Paris Hilton dressed like herself, looking like she always does, but in her stupid mind, she probably thinks she’s supporting the troops or some shit, but then this video landed in my inbox and in it she says “I’m wearing this for the troops […]
2007
29
Oct
I am – Paris Hilton Does Halloween of the Day
I was at some Halloween jam last night. I don’t really remember much about it because that’s what happens when I drink. I think it has something to do with the older I get the stupider I get or some shit, but that’s probably a good thing. I was actually pretty disappointed in the costumes, […]
2007
25
Sep
I am – Paris Hilton at an Aids Benefit of the Day
Here’s a joke that writes itself, here are pictures of Paris Hilton at a Benefit event for The Foundation of AIDS Research. She’s either the keynote speaker who is going to talk about how all the unprotected sex she’s had has only lead to herpes, so AIDS doesn’t exist, because she’s had lots of unprotected […]
2007
14
Sep
I am – Nicky Hilton Shorts of the Day
I find it weird that Nicky Hilton is from the same family as Paris. I am thinking that one of them is adopted or a product of the slutty mom slutting out with the pool boy or some shit and the dad didn’t want to draw negative attention to the family so he just took […]
2007
04
Sep
I am – Paris Hilton Upskirt of the Day
There’s this homeless dude by my house who was once emaciated and drug addicted who parked himself outside some kind boutique where rich ladies by imported chocolates or creams or some shit that I am not sure of because I am not allowed in. Either way, in the last 6 months his been here he’s […]