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2011

07

Jul

Nicky Hilton Sucks on the Beach of the Day

Nicky Hilton is one thing out of LA that I will never understand. She’s the latch on sister who never wanted to be in the spotlight, but who wanted all the benefits of her sister’s humiliating behavior, and who pretty much escorted her everywhere she went around the world, pretending that she was some kind […]

2011

05

Jul

Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play […]

2011

30

Jun

Nicky Hilton Has a Shitty Body of the Day

I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it…. While this dumpy birdface […]

2011

02

Jun

Paris Hilton Films a Nude Bath Scene for TV of the Day

If you’re like me, then you’ve probably forgot about Paris Hilton. You know that annoying cunt who got paid far too much for doing nothing, all because she had a sex tape. Well apparently she’s got a new Reality show…one I assume she promoted on some CNN Larry King the UK edition….the other day, where […]

2011

28

Mar

Paris Hilton Pretends She’s Not Racist of the Day

Neil Strauss, the writer of “The Game”, which outlines the basic psychology of tricking pussy into having sex with you, released a new book that features interview questions that never ran in magazines with a bunch of idiots. I was at a book store the other day trying to look up girls’ skirts when everything […]

2011

25

Mar

Nicky Hilton’s Got Bad Ass of the Day

I’ve always Nicky Hilton’s body. I’m sure that’s had a huge impact on her everyday life, you know hitting the gym, buying the right spanx and jeans, studying herself in the mirror wondering if all the hard work, money and time that went into her revamping her look would get my approval, you know since […]

2011

04

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be […]

2011

28

Jan

Nicky Hilton Sexes it Up in Dominatrix Jeans from the Future of the Day

Even though she’s trying as hard as she can, Nicky Hilton is still not hot. Bitch could be rocking white cotton panties soaked thru with pussy juice while counting her trust fund in her vault muttering legit offers of the good life with my cock down her eager throat, I’m talking contracts in hand, ready […]

2011

25

Jan

Nicky Hilton’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I find Nicky Hilton one of the uglier shaped bitches who walks around Hollywood ans gets her picture taken like she fucking matters, even though she never made a sex tape, or had a TV show, or really did anything worth noticing, other than be born into the Hilton Garden Suites family, and having a […]

2011

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God…. I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another […]