Photo Credit x17 (obviously) My doctor told me that I am a wounded bird and that wounded birds do not attract a good women. He told me that good women go for guys without baggage and who seem in control of their lives. The women who go for the wounded birds usually have “daddy issues” […]

Today was a day that didn’t involve many celebrities in bikinis or nip slips because I am trying to get rid of my useless readers who only come here for nipple. Your emails telling me how much I suck because I put up a pic of Castro and his gay lover are getting a little […]

I am not a sell out, because I don’t actually get paid for posting this shit and even if I did, which I am not, it would be a lot less than this bitch is bringing in. The reason I say that she’s a sellout is because she’s totally compromised all comedy for whatever fucking […]

Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact […]

Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact […]

My email was down all day and I didn’t even realize it. That’s because I generally get about 4 emails a day, 3 of which are SPAM and 1 that is a link to something useless that someone useless wants promoted. I am all for useless, it’s kinda the story of my life and the […]

One of my loyal readers and possible mentor, if bitch had something to offer/guide me with, sent me in an article she wrote on her pussy. It’s fucking vile and I figured I would post it to Heidi Klum pics, because she represents someone who probably had one of the hottest boxes around, before becoming […]

One of my loyal readers and possible mentor, if bitch had something to offer/guide me with, sent me in an article she wrote on her pussy. It’s fucking vile and I figured I would post it to Heidi Klum pics, because she represents someone who probably had one of the hottest boxes around, before becoming […]

The computer issue – may or may not be sorted out by tomorrow. I still posted more than I thought I was going to post today, so you should be happy. Raquel, Send me Nudes. I found a couple of links to tide you over for the night, because let’s face it, I can’t affort […]

I didn’t update today. I realize that. I was at a hospital getting a cancer biopsy done on my nasopharynx. That’s where the nose meets the throat. I thought it was some routine bullshit that would be an in and out procedure. It pretty much was an in and out procedure, but I didn’t realize […]