Here are some links for you to look at, because surfing the internet is kinda what I do when everyone I know is out spending their money and fucking bitches, while I try to avoid my whore of wife and stepdaughter’s friends. If your link isn’t here and you want it to be, then email […]
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2006
05
Jul
I am – stepLinks and go fuck yourself of the day
The Lohan voicemail was not as successful as I thought it would be. I was convinced it was going to be my big internet break and no one gives a shit. Do you realize how fucking hard it is to get a celebrity phone number?? It’s fucking hard. The shit I go through for you […]
2006
04
Jul
I am – Long Weeked on the Beach of the Day
I guess there’s no real argument that this is the best place to get celeb paparazzi pics, because you get to read my stories while looking at the pictures. All the other sites suck and the logic is that no one really cares about what the celebs are actually up to and who they are […]
2006
29
Jun
I am – Victoria Silvstedt “EXCLUSIVE” Pics of the Day
Some dude emailed me this: Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt. You can publish them on your blog. You can’t find those pictures anywhere. An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this: Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me don’t know if they are really “exclusive” […]
2006
29
Jun
I am – Victoria Silvstedt "EXCLUSIVE" Pics of the Day
Some dude emailed me this: Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt. You can publish them on your blog. You can’t find those pictures anywhere. An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this: Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me don’t know if they are really “exclusive” […]
2006
23
Jun
I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day
I can’t really stop this Lohan Stalker movement. I guess this is the reason I was never invited to parties when I was younger. I emailed Diddy, I won’t make his email address public, but if you want it email me. Here we go: Dear Diddy, I don’t know whether you know who I am […]
2006
20
Jun
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I almost had an ad deal closed today, but then the dude emailed me back telling me to forget it and that he wasn’t going to go through with it. This has been the story of the site, people are scared to advertise because I post to tits, I say stupid shit, and they don’t […]
2006
20
Jun
I am – The MMVA Picture Thread of the Day
I know that no one cares about Canada and that no one cares about Award Shows so based on my backwards logic, all of you care about award shows in Canada. These motherfuckers rejected my application for press access because they are racist fucking cunts.(READ MMVA REJECTION POST). The motherfuckers had Perez and Paris Hilton […]
2006
19
Jun
I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day
My word of wisdom for the day is that if you dress the kitchen garbage in a Chanel Dress, it’s still kitchen garbage. That came to me while watching that cunt Paris Hilton’s new music video last night, obviously written before her sex tape cuz she drops a line like “I’ll show you mine if […]
2006
14
Jun
I am – StepCOURT of the Day
I have to spend the afternoon in court, so I won’t be back until later on tonight. So if you’re reading this, come back later, I may have some new stuff up….I never said that it would be good new stuff…just that it would be new. Paris Hilton tried to start shit with my girl […]