Being the coolest motherfucker on the internet – means I post the best fucking shit out there. I haven’t surfed around to see if any of those fuckers beat me to it, but I don’t care if they have. I think I am in my “Manic” phase of manic depressions. I am bouncing off the […]

While I was watching Oprah talk about breakfast with Mary J. Blige, I had cybersex with an Indian chick from Singapore who is a virgin and who annoys me every fucking day about how I have to make her famous. I suck at cybersex but this is how the conversation went: Singapore Sling i want […]

It’s the Toronto International Film Fest this weekend in Toronto Canada. I emailed them asking for Press Access, but unlike Perez Hilton, I don’t get approved. I figured I could get some solid fucking content on this bitch of a site and bring it down into the gutter with me, because being an asshole to […]

This picture was taken when the event photographer got dudes to pose and my stepHELPER snuck in and took a pic. It was from last night’s party, not the website last night’s party, last night’s actual party. I link that hipster shit all the time even though I think the homo darkie doesn’t deserve the […]

Mung, a reader of the site who you can see in the comments. I am all for posting pretty much anything, so this is what he had to say. Well Jesus…today you inspired me. You made me realize that when you put your mind to things you can achieve your goals. So I quit my […]

I am so fucking excited. Not because James Blunt is on Oprah, but because it is the VMAs. This is my favorite award show and I think I am going to liveblog this fucker. For those of you who don’t know what liveblogging is, it’s some lame blogger terminology that screams “I AM A VIRGIN” […]

I like to think I cater to the needs of an international, diverse audience. That is why I write in broken english, I make racial slurs and I lack respect for all cultures. That is also probably why I have about 10 readers a day, even though I started before 85% of the other celebrity […]

Hey people, this is one of my readers, this is the email he sent, it’s long so I am not going to make further commentary on the people who come to this site, I’ll let you figure it out on your own, but let me pretend that’s you’re all something fierce and not virgins in […]

I was talking to a whore on AIM today and she was telling me that the morning after pill is called E.C. She thought it was funny that it was called E.C. because it was like “you easy whore u got nut inside of you, now here take this E.C. pill.” I think they called […]