I just finished writing a post about the school shooter named Kim. I quoted his online journal/blog and had links to his pics and shit and I decided to pull it because I don’t want to give this loser anymore media coverage than he already has. I know saying that I am a media outlet […]

I am 95% convinced that this emo/goth kid who shot up Dawson College has a myspace profile. I want anyone out there who knows who this cunt is to send it in. I am curious as to what kind of psycho shit this fucker blogged about and who his friends were. I am pissed off […]

I tried doing my laundry today, not that I have that much because of the whole being poor and a slob thing, but there is always a time when the stink of my own dirty clothes annoys me as I type and my wife’s not about to get off her ass to wash my shit, […]

Being the coolest motherfucker on the internet – means I post the best fucking shit out there. I haven’t surfed around to see if any of those fuckers beat me to it, but I don’t care if they have. I think I am in my “Manic” phase of manic depressions. I am bouncing off the […]

While I was watching Oprah talk about breakfast with Mary J. Blige, I had cybersex with an Indian chick from Singapore who is a virgin and who annoys me every fucking day about how I have to make her famous. I suck at cybersex but this is how the conversation went: Singapore Sling i want […]

It’s the Toronto International Film Fest this weekend in Toronto Canada. I emailed them asking for Press Access, but unlike Perez Hilton, I don’t get approved. I figured I could get some solid fucking content on this bitch of a site and bring it down into the gutter with me, because being an asshole to […]

This picture was taken when the event photographer got dudes to pose and my stepHELPER snuck in and took a pic. It was from last night’s party, not the website last night’s party, last night’s actual party. I link that hipster shit all the time even though I think the homo darkie doesn’t deserve the […]

Mung, a reader of the site who you can see in the comments. I am all for posting pretty much anything, so this is what he had to say. Well Jesus…today you inspired me. You made me realize that when you put your mind to things you can achieve your goals. So I quit my […]

I am so fucking excited. Not because James Blunt is on Oprah, but because it is the VMAs. This is my favorite award show and I think I am going to liveblog this fucker. For those of you who don’t know what liveblogging is, it’s some lame blogger terminology that screams “I AM A VIRGIN” […]