Since successful celebrity blogs are written by fags. I found a Gay, Black and Jewish ‘Mo to contribute to this site. I figured Perez did the Cuban Fag thing, Trent did the Indigenous Fag thing, Dlisted isn’t really gay and all the other celeb bloggers are but don’t realize it yet because the immerse themselves […]

Paris Hilton has blocked my phone number, I can’t get through to her, but I figured out a way, it’s called calling with a calling card…she answered and pretended she couldn’t hear me. My Paris Hilton conversations have been a lot like talking to the shit stain in your underwear after going on a bike […]

I meant to post this yesterday, but got side-tracked. I wanted to say that all the Jews were running around the streets Friday because it was one of their holidays and none of them went to work. I wanted to say that that is a typical Jew thing to do…you know have their own vacations […]

If Perez Hilton is the Queen of all media , and Howard Stern is the King of all Media, does that mean they fuck? Are they going to have a public marriage like Princess Diana and will Perez get killed by a jealous paparazzi for stealing his photo, while Howard get’s girls to ride the […]

If Perez Hilton is the Queen of all media , and Howard Stern is the King of all Media, does that mean they fuck? Are they going to have a public marriage like Princess Diana and will Perez get killed by a jealous paparazzi for stealing his photo, while Howard get’s girls to ride the […]

Do you ever wonder why some people are famous and you aren’t? I don’t really care about this Hollywood shit. I would like to have enough money to pay my motherfucking rent though and Hollywood seems like a really lazy way to do it. All you have to do is show up to events and […]

Paris Hilton hates me. I and I hate my links and I havn’t been getting fan mail. I can only assume you are getting bored of this repetitive site. I know I am. Lots of Hot Music Videos for you to Dance to, Dancer. GO This Video Scares The Fuck Out of Me GO Christina […]

I haven’t been by my computer the last 2 days and I haven’t been able to post my steplinks, that’s just what happens when you suck at life. Speaking of sucking at life, I was sent an anonymous email that included a phone number that the informant claimed was Kimmy Stewart. So I sent it […]

So I emailed AM last night, hoping that it would go to his 2-way, which I know it did. He didn’t respond. I emailed this dude from Vegas who used to email me pics of his mexican GF naked, and who knew AM personally in attempts to get AMs number. He didn’t want to give […]

I just finished writing a post about the school shooter named Kim. I quoted his online journal/blog and had links to his pics and shit and I decided to pull it because I don’t want to give this loser anymore media coverage than he already has. I know saying that I am a media outlet […]