I am pretty sure these pics are old, but I have a really bad memory so that means that they are new to me. I lost my picture hook up a couple of weeks ago and I’ve been away from the computer for awhile so I just don’t know what’s up. Come to think of […]

I went out last night dressed like an english professor. I was in a cardigan and tuxedo shirt and the english professor was my bit for the night. I don’t remember the night at all. I do remember making fun of a Mexican/Hatian girl for being dirtier than a Mexican because she threw a lil’ […]

I am so excited for the Borat movie, because it means everyone and their fucking mother is going to start quoting Borat, just like they did with Napolean Dynamite. This is going to be the next Chuck Norris joke, the next American Apparel T-shirt, the Next Eskimo Boots, the next cocaine, the next electro music, […]

I hate Scarlett Johannson more than I hate MUNG’s posts so you can probably imagine the anxiety that I went through in deciding whether to post this….Obviously, MUNG won, because it meant that I didn’t have to bother writing something funny about her fat ass because the humor comes from MUNG’s inability to make you […]

MUNG sent me this Justin Timberlake post that I didn’t get around to posting yet because I am lazy and it didn’t blow my fucking mind. I was working on the Montgomery Moose interview which is something that did blow my mind. Anyway… Here’s His Post…. I saw these fucking pictures on the internet and […]

MUNG sent me this Justin Timberlake post that I didn’t get around to posting yet because I am lazy and it didn’t blow my fucking mind. I was working on the Montgomery Moose interview which is something that did blow my mind. Anyway… Here’s His Post…. I saw these fucking pictures on the internet and […]

Since successful celebrity blogs are written by fags. I found a Gay, Black and Jewish ‘Mo to contribute to this site. I figured Perez did the Cuban Fag thing, Trent did the Indigenous Fag thing, Dlisted isn’t really gay and all the other celeb bloggers are but don’t realize it yet because the immerse themselves […]

Paris Hilton has blocked my phone number, I can’t get through to her, but I figured out a way, it’s called calling with a calling card…she answered and pretended she couldn’t hear me. My Paris Hilton conversations have been a lot like talking to the shit stain in your underwear after going on a bike […]

I meant to post this yesterday, but got side-tracked. I wanted to say that all the Jews were running around the streets Friday because it was one of their holidays and none of them went to work. I wanted to say that that is a typical Jew thing to do…you know have their own vacations […]