The password on my GMAIL has been changed by someone who isn’t me. The backup email, has been changed. No one really has access to this email, but seems like they tricked the GMAIL system. If anyone is trying to get in touch with me and you’re getting either no response, or an annoying response. […]

The password on my GMAIL has been changed by someone who isn’t me. The backup email, has been changed. No one really has access to this email, but seems like they tricked the GMAIL system. If anyone is trying to get in touch with me and you’re getting either no response, or an annoying response. […]

I was talking to someone local who has had his picture taken by Merlin Bronques when he was first starting out in Montreal. Now he’s rockin’ sundance, magazine spreads and ad campaigns, but he’ll always be a bald black “Lady” in the night to me. I have only been in this city for less than […]

There are girls out there who always need a boyfriend. The bitches hate themselves so fucking much that the need to constant affection that only comes from another man. Whenever they are single, their lives go to shit, they turn to partying and one night stands, that are usually unprotected because condoms are for pussies, […]

Remember that whole sex tape scandal, where we were all invited into Paris Hilton’s hotel room to watch her get fucked like a corpse and suck dick like a school girl. Well it looks like Paris is passin’ the torch/lollipop onto some other bitch, but not for too long. like all spoiled cunts, they don’t […]

I shouldn’t be one to dis other people’s style. I am sitting here behind a computer, in soiled underwear and a crusty white t-shirt I got 15 years ago. When you get older and have expenses like supporting a useless lazy fucking wife and her 2 kids, it kinda leaves my disposable income hurting. Not […]

Lohan, still has a few pounds to go before she hits her ideal weight, at least that’s what her doctors told me. I actually never met her doctors, but judging by her tits, she’s still packin’ heat. Her cocaine habit has done her some good, so let this be a lesson to all you girls […]

Everyone is allowed to get confused every once in a while. I can’t blame someone for not realizing that my myspace profile picture is of Paris Hilton, but seriously dude, it’s fucking Paris Hilton. I know she may not be the most recognizable person to the average idiot, but the way I see it is […]

With that Dante chick, Fred Durst, Tonya Harding, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Elle McPherson’s Sister, the girl from Survivor, the former Miss America, Gena Lee Nolin, we realized that we love celebrity sex scandals. There is something really amazing seeing amateurs fuck, it’s even better when those amateurs are more famous than me. I remember […]